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Old 07-13-2013, 04:29 PM  
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your best hamburger patty recipes and technique

well it appears that CP has around 20000 master chefs on here.

so, help me find the perfect (or best) burger recipe for cooking on the grill. also, give me your technique for that perfect recipe!!!

my wife's always up in my ass because mine will end up too dry for her liking. she prefers me buying the premade patties at the local grocery store.
and to be honest, they turn out okay. but i like a big fat burger.

i picked up one of those inside out burger patty makers, where you basically hollow out one patty, put your topping of choice (cheese), and then cover it with another patty.

i usually go with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and worchester sauce.

so now, i ask you, what ya got?

p.s. and sadly, all i have is a gas grill. i know i'm walking into a hornets nest with that one, but it's due to the ease of the operation. please don't judge me.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:46 AM   #106
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It's not the "emulsifier" that's keeping your bread from getting soggy. If that was the case you could create an emulsion from vinegar and oil and it'd keep the bread dry (it won't).
Yeah, I didn't think that was the right word I just couldn't remember what the right word was.

It's a barrier. Cream cheese itself doesn't absorb into the bread and also doesn't let liquid pass freely through it. So it a) tastes good and b) keeps blood and juice out of your bun.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:02 AM   #107
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buy hamburger that is already shaped into a patty.

cook it.

eat it.

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Old 07-15-2013, 09:05 AM   #108
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I made burgers last night. 1 lb beef, some old bay, some kosher salt and ground pepper, dash of worsh sauce, mix it up patty it up, grill it up with some velveeta on top at the end, regular old cheap white fresh hamburger buns, little sliced vidalia onion and Arkansas tomato on top, dill pickle chips on the side. Made three great burgers, 1/3 lb ea. Corn on the cob and Guys BBQ tater chips, and some cole slaw.

What's not to love?
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:37 AM   #109
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I've found the "loosely formed" burger to live up to its billing.

If one purchases burger that's already too packed, what then?

Re-grind?
Throw it at that Hellraiser guy?
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:44 AM   #110
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buy hamburger that is already shaped into a patty.

cook it.

eat it.

win.
You should try throwing a bun around that thing.. damn that really is good!
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:54 AM   #111
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I've found the "loosely formed" burger to live up to its billing.

If one purchases burger that's already too packed, what then?

Re-grind?
Throw it at that Hellraiser guy?
Don't regrind. When you start forming your burger it'll loosen up.

Also, if you're talking about the pre-formed patties, one shouldn't purchase pre-formed patties.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:55 AM   #112
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buy hamburger that is already shaped into a patty.

cook it.

eat it.

win.
Don't buy those. Those are crap. They're too packed.

You should also think about seasoning it.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:01 AM   #113
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Little Ron's IGA can go a long way towards helping a guy seem like a grill master.
There are still IGA stores? I used to cut meat in one when I was just a lad.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:02 AM   #114
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There's a bunch of IGA stores in Western Missouri.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:34 AM   #115
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There's a couple IGA stores out in the country in central florida too. Best damn smoked ham hocks I can find anywhere.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:43 AM   #116
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Old 07-15-2013, 11:15 AM   #117
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2-1 ratio ground beef to ground pork.
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add an ounce of hot sauce.
Add black mole sauce.

Serve on french baguette, cut to size and pressed on flat top.

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Old 07-15-2013, 11:43 AM   #118
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SALT.
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GO BACK TO RUSSIA, YOU COMMIE BASTARDS.

Having said that -

2-1 ratio ground beef to ground pork.
Salt, celery salt, gates spicy rub.
add an ounce of hot sauce.
Add black mole sauce.

Serve on french baguette, cut to size and pressed on flat top.

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****ing bread snob. just use a 99 cent package of white burger buns, you fascist!
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Old 07-15-2013, 11:46 AM   #119
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I made burgers last night. 1 lb beef, some old bay, some kosher salt and ground pepper, dash of worsh sauce, mix it up patty it up, grill it up with some velveeta on top at the end, regular old cheap white fresh hamburger buns, little sliced vidalia onion and Arkansas tomato on top, dill pickle chips on the side. Made three great burgers, 1/3 lb ea. Corn on the cob and Guys BBQ tater chips, and some cole slaw.

What's not to love?
The wife and I did the same thing last night.

80/20 ground chuck, old bay, worcestershire, salt and pepper. We cooked them on a cast-iron skillet.

Mine had mustard, pickle and onion. She used mayo.

Damn, they were good!
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****ing bread snob. just use a 99 cent package of white burger buns, you fascist!
I prefer the cheap buns. I don't make super thick burgers and hate having every bite by 75% bread.
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