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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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![]() My wife is the exact opposite. She actually kicked the kids and I out of our hotel room once so she could be "alone to do her business."
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
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Fantastic Planeteer
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I hate it when my head says, "Whew, we're done," but my sphincter says, "Not so fast guys..."
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
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The act is usually around 1 minute or so plus wipe time. However, I tend to sit there a while and chillax.
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
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5 minutes on the average, 10 plus after eating Mexican.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
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I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
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Needs more middle fingers
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Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
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In Search of a Life
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Depends.
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sorta mod-ish
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Same here.
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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Very clean and quick, though sometimes soft-serve is on the menu.
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Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I'm not exactly sure, but it is longer than the timer on the automatic lights in the bathrooms at work.
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