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PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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Clerk: Do you want to donate a dollar to save a starving, homeless, innocent child?
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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The Beast Inside Your Head
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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I went to some store (possibly DSW) to get some shoe laces. Shoe Laces. Cost like $2, maybe. The clerk asked me if I wanted to enroll in some frequent buyer program. “No, I’ve never been here before and I’m just getting shoe laces”. Well you could save X% on your next purchase. “I will probably never come back here, no”. Well, do you know someone who shops here, you can get them some valuable coupons.
At this point I was ready to either walk out or turn around and yell “is there someone here who can just ring me f**k up for these so I can get the f**k out of here?!”
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u b illian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: DooDah
Casino cash: $10009436
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Target is not a store charge card by the way. It links directly to a debit card, so it's an in store debit card that saves you 5%. if you pay cash, then obviously it's not for you, just sayin.
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
Casino cash: $10053648
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Denver, CO. USA
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Internal guilt is an amazing marketing campaign. My Jewish mother is a PRO at this.
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#23 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
Casino cash: $9989900
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Those people would like nothing more than to not have to offer them.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
Casino cash: $9989900
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The move that annoys me is if you're travelling and go to a grocery store and don't have the local card, and the cashier acts like there's no house card you can use. So they try and give you an actual card that you'll never use again and just throw away on your way out.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $1759358
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
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There's a CVS just by my parents home in JC and every time I purchase something there, I confuse the hell out of each and every cashier I've encountered: Cashier: Card number or phone number? Me: 323 Cashier: 913 Me: No, 3-2-3 Cashier: 913 Me: 3-2-3 Cashier: 913 My Dad: Just use our number Never fails! |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Tolerance Box
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $1759358
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my favorite is when Best Buy asks if I want a protection plan on a game I buy.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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