***OFFICIAL ROYALS vs. mariners 09/03/2013 Game Thread***

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Your use of stats in an argument is killer brah! You seem better suited for MMA, where stats aren't needed and you can have your knee-jerk reactions. Baseball is clearly too much thinking for you.

You can make numbers say anything you like, so stat nerds have their place, but in the end we have the fatty instead somebody who's a real threat.

Face it, he's a slow ****ing piece of shit.

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

You can make numbers say anything you like, so stat nerds have their place, but in the end we have the fatty instead somebody who's a real threat.

Face it, he's a slow ****ing piece of shit.

Parting ways with our most consistent offensive player sure is a winning idea.

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by Chiefspants

Parting ways with our most consistent offensive player sure is a winning idea.

In GIDPs? Did you see him last night? They turned one of his "slow-crushed right to the shortstop" grounders into a DP where he was still five steps from 1st when the 1st baseman caught the ball. That's more than just slow, that's ****ing crazy!

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

In GIDPs? Did you see him last night? They turned one of his "slow-crushed right to the shortstop" grounders into a DP where he was still five steps from 1st when the 1st baseman caught the ball. That's more than just slow, that's ****ing crazy!

So in your logic, because he's slow it makes him a bad hitter?

Are you really this ****ing dense?

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by lewdog

So in your logic, because he's slow it makes him a bad hitter?

Are you really this ****ing dense?

Dear SpEd,

Well, if his only speed is "really slow" he might need to cover up THAT sad fact by putting LOT more over the fence. That way he can jog and "touch 'em all" and nobody cares.. With his current power, he might want to take a few running lessons.