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18 | 24.66% |
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| I can't serve on a jury. I'm crazy, I'm telling you. CRAZY! |
  
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11 | 15.07% |
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09-04-2013, 05:26 PM
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Here is my dramatized theory about what happened, starring:
Nick Nolte as the shooter. Ed Norton as the guy who got shot. Giovanni Ribisi, John Goodman, and Robert Blake as fellow urinators. The casts of Roseanne, My Name Is Earl, and Always Sunny as the extended family. Ribisi needs to urinate. In drunken unison, Goodman, Blake, and the extended family all decide to urinate. They pull up to the bank and get out. Nolte appears with a gun and tells them to get out. Blake mouths off. Goodman mouths off. Nolte mouths off. Norton pulls down his shorts to urinate. Nolte mouths off. Goodman mouths off. Blake throws a rock. Nolte shoots Norton in the face.
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Murder or Castle Doctrine?
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