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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:13 PM   #136
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That explains some things.
So he doesn't know the answer to the question in the thread starter... and his previous relationship ended in infidelity? On her part?
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:14 PM   #137
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It goes on her belly rather than her face.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:16 PM   #138
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Tell her that you really want to make love to her, but don't know how as you have only ever $%^#ed women before......but you realy want to make love to her as ask her to teach you.......
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:17 PM   #139
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:18 PM   #140
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:21 PM   #141
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It goes on her belly rather than her face.
works for me.



In all honesty, just take your time on her. Be gentle, but firm. Explore her body, not just the good parts, every inch of it. Take the time for a shower, light candles, make the house look good, manscape a little. Give her something elegant, yet sexy to wear......not the pleather you are accustomed to. Forget about yourself for a while and focus completely on her and enjoy her body as if it's one of the best movies you've ever watched, one of those types of movies where you feel like you have to watch it again in order to get in every single detail. Slow, sultry, erotic.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:24 PM   #142
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[QUOTE=Jilly;6441503]works for me.



In all honesty, just take your time on her. Be gentle, but firm. Explore her body, not just the good parts, every inch of it. Take the time for a shower, light candles, make the house look good, manscape a little.


You dirty MF'er!! lol
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:25 PM   #143
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works for me.



In all honesty, just take your time on her. Be gentle, but firm. Explore her body, not just the good parts, every inch of it. Take the time for a shower, light candles, make the house look good, manscape a little.


You dirty MF'er!! lol
Not really, I hate cuddling and "Making Love", I don't have the patience, ask Sully.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:25 PM   #144
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If you don't know the answer to this question it explains alot.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:30 PM   #145
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:40 PM   #146
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Write "for love-making" on the ball gag.

That way she knows it's a special event.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:42 PM   #147
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Not really, I hate cuddling and "Making Love", I don't have the patience, ask Sully.


I didn't mean YOU.. I figured you knew the guy posting and told him to take his nasty @ss into the shower!
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I didn't mean YOU.. I figured you knew the guy posting and told him to take his nasty @ss into the shower!
OHHHHh....I SEE what you did there now. My bad. I thought you were saying I was dirty. Which is probably true.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:50 PM   #149
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You can **** the shit out of a woman slowly.

But why choose? Start off nice and easy and finish it with the Boston Crab.
10 minutes from the finish line...Beat the pussy like it stole something.
This but start 2-3 minutes until the finish line instead.
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