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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:46 PM   #166
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:46 PM   #167
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k, thanks. I hate it when you people change your names.
Sorry, babe, this is Sully. How about a quick blast in the ass?
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:48 PM   #168
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:50 PM   #169
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Sorry, babe, this is Sully. How about a quick blast in the ass?
didn't we just do that this morning?
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:52 PM   #170
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:54 PM   #171
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:54 PM   #172
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:59 PM   #173
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You guys are crazy...it's all about her body and it being explored. Use your hands, feel her curves, be soft, teasing, careful. I know men just like to fix things, but think about it as listening to her body and what it's craving.
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:01 PM   #174
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You guys are crazy...it's all about her body and it being explored. Use your hands, feel her curves, be soft, teasing, careful. I know men just like to fix things, but think about it as listening to her body and what it's craving.
But what do we do after the anal sex?
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:03 PM   #175
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But what do we do after the anal sex?

well, this time you could clean it up for her instead of just throwing the towel at her
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:07 PM   #176
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The last time I heard that, she wanted me to shave my butthole.... uhhh uhhh crazy woman....
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:10 PM   #178
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or the already soiled t shirt because you've cleaned yourself off first....
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