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RunKC · 09-01-2020, 07:22 PM

We’re back! Our favorite football team, the world champion Kansas City Chiefs, have a football game in less than 10 days!

Our foe is familiar. They’re coming in with wrecked pride and mashed vaginas due to Mahomes eviceration, but they look different this time. And their safety said it would be different this time!

Like everyone else, the Texans have tried copying our model. They got rid of an elite receiver to bring in Brandin Cooks and his concussions, but provided he can still be the same guy, that gives the Texans 3 top receivers with 4.3 speed in Fuller, Cooks and Stills. Randall Cobb is a nice vet as 4th receiver and David Johnson now works for wanna Hoodie, so maybe he can recharge his once promising career?

Their weapons will probably be the toughest thing about them and it should be fun to see what Spags does to counter.

Their defense is still terrible. Sure JJ Watt will probably be a problem at times. Give him credit, it’s the beginning of the season and he will be a force until the 3rd quarter when he inevitably gets sent to the hospital again to end his season.

The best part about this defense is not that their secondary is basically the same terrible secondary that we scored on at will. It’s not that our old friend Phillip Gaines is still there. No they had to do us one better!

Guess who their starting safety is per ourlads? Eric ****ing Murray!

This game should be a fun offensive battle but I foresee us putting at least 45 on these guys. Clyde the Glyde is gonna take off and we’re going to win!

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 09-09-2020, 03:11 PM

Who are the announcers tomorrow?

PattyFlakes · 09-09-2020, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

Who are the announcers tomorrow?

Michaels and Collinsworth.

Halfcan · 09-09-2020, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PattyFlakes

Michaels and Collinsworth.

Great- we get to hear a total slobber fest over JJ Watt!

Oxford · 09-09-2020, 06:51 PM

Would love to see Andy come out in (3) TE and CEH in the backfield. Lets see what Houston does with Kelce, Hill and CEH. Throw in the Andy throwing to the third TE just to mess with the DC... Just for a series or two.

Chris Meck · 09-10-2020, 05:23 AM

I just don't see how the Texans are going to be better. I just don't see how.

htismaqe · 09-10-2020, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck

I just don't see how the Texans are going to be better. I just don't see how.

Their biggest weakness last year was pass DEFENSE. They're the same team there.

Their biggest strength was their pass offense. They got A LOT worse there.

They still have several of the same question marks they had all year last year. Can the offensive line play better than average? Can JJ Watt stay healthy?

RN47 · 09-10-2020, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Their biggest weakness last year was pass offense. They're the same team there.

Their biggest strength was their pass offense. They got A LOT worse there.

They still have several of the same question marks they had all year last year. Can the offensive line play better than average? Can JJ Watt stay healthy?

I've read this four times, and I don't understand how their biggest weakness was also a strength. Not trolling you-- what am I not understanding?

htismaqe · 09-10-2020, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RN47

I've read this four times, and I don't understand how their biggest weakness was also a strength. Not trolling you-- what am I not understanding?

I typed that at 7am BC. (Before Coffee)

Let me edit that. One second.

BlackOp · 09-10-2020, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by In58men

The ref for the game is Clete Blakeman

I'm sure he's got his marching orders to keep the game close...that dude sucks.

Are they going to throw a flag, pick it up, then award the Texans an INT...that play single-highhandedly swung a Chiefs blow-out last season.

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RunKC Andy Reid Supporter Join Date: Apr 2012 Casino cash: $1879611	Let’s talk about the Texans We’re back! Our favorite football team, the world champion Kansas City Chiefs, have a football game in less than 10 days! Our foe is familiar. They’re coming in with wrecked pride and mashed vaginas due to Mahomes eviceration, but they look different this time. And their safety said it would be different this time! Like everyone else, the Texans have tried copying our model. They got rid of an elite receiver to bring in Brandin Cooks and his concussions, but provided he can still be the same guy, that gives the Texans 3 top receivers with 4.3 speed in Fuller, Cooks and Stills. Randall Cobb is a nice vet as 4th receiver and David Johnson now works for wanna Hoodie, so maybe he can recharge his once promising career? Their weapons will probably be the toughest thing about them and it should be fun to see what Spags does to counter. Their defense is still terrible. Sure JJ Watt will probably be a problem at times. Give him credit, it’s the beginning of the season and he will be a force until the 3rd quarter when he inevitably gets sent to the hospital again to end his season. The best part about this defense is not that their secondary is basically the same terrible secondary that we scored on at will. It’s not that our old friend Phillip Gaines is still there. No they had to do us one better! Guess who their starting safety is per ourlads? Eric ****ing Murray! This game should be a fun offensive battle but I foresee us putting at least 45 on these guys. Clyde the Glyde is gonna take off and we’re going to win!
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