Misc Women suck... - Page 13

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Ah haaa! I guess I am, then... Cause I plan EVERYTHING in life. Not like draw it out or anything, but everything has an ulterior motive. And I am a psych student, so I tend to think there's an ulterior motive for everything.

Its easy for you girls to not have a plan... You all can have any guy you want! It just is never me... :-?

Ha. Thanks for correcting my spelling for me.

Oh, girls plan just as much as guys. Or maybe that's just me. Hmmm. Maybe that's my problem.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

She must like the drama and the cock. Great job and thanks for sharing.

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:25 PM

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Ha. Thanks for correcting my spelling for me.

Oh, girls plan just as much as guys. Or maybe that's just me. Hmmm. Maybe that's my problem.

Girls plan for long term ie marriage, guys plan for short term ie hit the sack. Its our nature.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A GIRL TO STROLL AROUND TELLING COWORKERS THAT SHE WANTS TO **** YOU!?!

I think I need to start working out. I heard some girls say they like guys with six-packs. I am all scrawny and ugly... I need to be all looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then I'll get the poonani.

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:28 PM

who knew skinsbra went on to be a struggling rapper?

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Originally Posted by Delano

OK?

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A GIRL TO STROLL AROUND TELLING COWORKERS THAT SHE WANTS TO **** YOU!?!

I think I need to start working out. I heard some girls say they like guys with six-packs. I am all scrawny and ugly... I need to be all looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then I'll get the poonani.

How old are you?

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Rep for slapping me across the face. I start out with this attitude and then start thinking more and more and more and more...

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

How old are you?

22

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

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ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:33 PM

Okay I got a question for the ladies of the board, whats your opinion on dancing?

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

But you can teach him and train him and think about the wonderful service you will have provided.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

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Do a search, you will have fun.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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02-23-2009, 10:25 PM	#184
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Stop it! You're acting like a pussy. For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS. There have been others post here before, with this same schtick. You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented. Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit. If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on. Enough already.
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02-23-2009, 10:33 PM	#193
ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $-1581248	Okay I got a question for the ladies of the board, whats your opinion on dancing?
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