Misc Women suck...

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Ok story time let's hear it

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A GIRL TO STROLL AROUND TELLING COWORKERS THAT SHE WANTS TO **** YOU!?!

I think I need to start working out. I heard some girls say they like guys with six-packs. I am all scrawny and ugly... I need to be all looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then I'll get the poonani.

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A GIRL TO STROLL AROUND TELLING COWORKERS THAT SHE WANTS TO **** YOU!?!

I think I need to start working out. I heard some girls say they like guys with six-packs. I am all scrawny and ugly... I need to be all looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then I'll get the poonani.

How old are you?

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

How old are you?

22

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

22

Forgot what year you were born did you? Give me a break. I agree, you need to grow up and stop taking advice from message boards. Where are your balls and your own common sense?

Delano · 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Ahh, yes. The "self-professed low maintenance" high maintenance girl.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

She must like the drama and the cock. Great job and thanks for sharing.