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Old 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM  
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Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.
Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:30 AM   #196
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Please reincarnate Clay as Alex Smith, I beg you.
TigerUppercut will come back as CrouchingTigerUppercut, an ugly be relatively well-off man in Nanning, a nice warm climate that's reasonably close to both Hong Kong and Hanoi.

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You'll likely be on a lower or middle level of a nice downtown high-rise: https://www.google.com/maps/@22.8156...!7i7680!8i3840
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:36 AM   #197
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Pawnmower continues our trend of gender changes, though in his case it's hard to tell. Perhaps there's been some inbreeding, because she is part of the one of the richest families in the region and clearly didn't make that money with her intelligence or charisma.

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Region Zambales
Population 627,802

Granted, being the richest person in the Zambales region doesn't apparently mean yachts. I'm guessing you live in a home like this, though, which is quite nice: https://www.google.com/maps/@14.4654...7i13312!8i6656

Holy shit I am a DUMB ugly bitch

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I got dat money , YO!!!

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Old 09-20-2016, 10:39 AM   #198
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Region Valparaíso
Population 713,065

Ah, an unusual one. A relatively good looking but dim Chilean man. You'll live up on the hill above town, so you may have a bit of an ocean view, though not much of a yard: https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.054...7i13312!8i6656
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:40 AM   #199
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Holy shit I am a DUMB ugly bitch

LOL

I got dat money , YO!!!

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I think you emphasized the wrong words. You're a dumb UGLY bitch. But you cak'n patna.
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:42 AM   #200
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I think you emphasized the wrong words. You're a dumb UGLY bitch. But you cak'n patna.
you seem nice

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Old 09-20-2016, 10:43 AM   #201
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I think I'm in tomorrow's set.... I'm nervous.
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:47 AM   #202
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:48 AM   #203
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I think I'm in tomorrow's set.... I'm nervous.
I'm trying to decipher between random posts regarding others' fate and those signing up. Not sure if I'm tomorrow or the day after? It's coming up though. I'm excited.
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:49 AM   #204
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Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:51 AM   #205
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Yeah, hit me up on this.

I've got a feeling that I'm either going to be like Albert Brooks in the movie Defending Your Life where he sees himself in a past life as a tribesman running from a lion, or I'll end up being a ball turret gunner on a B-17. If it's the latter, we're going to have words.
No ball turret for bowser, but there are plenty of burnt-out tanks sitting around.

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I suspect that you're a successful vodka salesman, smart enough to get by, mildly charming, and quite successful.

You're not near the beach, but you'll have a nice house like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ku...6!4d35.3811812
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:51 AM   #206
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Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?
OOOOooooo....That's a good thread idea. What would you want for your last meal?
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Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?
Oh goddammit. My last meal is gonna be leftovers.
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:56 AM   #208
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Oh goddammit. My last meal is gonna be leftovers.
If you're in tomorrow's group, just make sure they're the leftovers of something really good.
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:56 AM   #209
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I'm trying to decipher between random posts regarding others' fate and those signing up. Not sure if I'm tomorrow or the day after? It's coming up though. I'm excited.
I think you're still a ways out. I should be first up tomorrow, and you posted 30 or so behind me.
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Old 09-20-2016, 11:02 AM   #210
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You're not near the beach, but you'll have a nice house like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ku...6!4d35.3811812
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