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Kindness in words...
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Although, I'm sure that that was a lie too. You got rolled dude. Pack it up and move on. I'd suggest that you quit worrying about this girl and get on with your life. I understand that good sex is a hard thing to give up, but you are just going to set yourself up for a lifetime of lies and misery if what you currently want to have happen actually ends up happening. |
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![]() No, no. You have a huge cock. It's just that my snatch is freakishly large. I've had doctors tell me this. |
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Time Keeps On Slipping
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I'm not sure if you have any personal experiences with vaginas, but some are larger than others, lol.
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MER
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Just like you all say that the girl currently sucking your dick is the best damn blow job you've ever had. At least to her face. |
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Well, the current one always is the best one ever, until the next. We tell no lies.
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Time Keeps On Slipping
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Mer was so much cooler than Katipan. I miss her. She had a gun and everything.
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In Search of a Life
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I'm going to check the name of the thread starter again, you know, the guy ready to blow his own brains out on the front stoop of the woman who was so impressed with his kong-dong that she lied to him for 3 years, and decided to stay with the thimble-dick who couldn't get her off. Shygums tried this bullshit too. You're in fine company. When you stood on her step, weeping, and realized that you were just "chic-rolled"....was she swaying back and forth, rolling her hands and singing "we've been together, for so loooooooooong" |
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In Search of a Life
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And you make a good point about the teeth. Unless you have an old one gumming that mother****er, you're in some real danger. Best to tread lightly. |
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Its only when you realize that ALL of them are the size of the Mariana Trench, that it occurs you've got the hangdown of an infant dwarf. this is the opening for the line I've used here before. "there is no such thing as a little pecker, thats just something chics with HUGE BERGINERS say." say say say |
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This is not an exit...
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I think Katipan is full of wisdom, personally and I'd listen to her if I were you on this thread because she's spot on, imo.
But, in defense of this woman, it takes a lot of GUTS to leave the guy you're married to, you know? It's not like you can just up and walk out. It took me a good 4 years before I finally left my ex. And it isn't that I didn't know it was the right thing to do, it was all the embarassment I had to face in doing it. I'm not defending her, I'm just saying...walking away from your situation is a ****ing hard thing to do.
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