Hodgepodge - Page 16

**luv** · 07-17-2005, 01:09 AM

Okay, when nights get slow, I like to open a thread that has no predefined topic. Whatcha wanna talk about?

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

So's my wife's!

Hey... do you think I suck in the sack too, and am a worthless good-for-nothing husband?

It would be real awkward if you turn out to be her. Lord only knows what she does when I'm in work. Usually, it's "surf The Huns and get the computer corrupted".

If I thought you sucked in the sack and was good-for-nothing, I'd have already taken you for half.

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:22 PM

Actually, if I thought you sucked in the sack, I doubt we'd have gotten married.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:27 PM

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If I thought you sucked in the sack and was good-for-nothing, I'd have already taken you for half.

Nah, she won't do that 'cause, like the old song goes, "nothin' from nothin' means nothin'".

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Nah, she won't do that 'cause, like the old song goes, "nothin' from nothin' means nothin'".

You suck in the sack, you're good-for-nothing, and you're broke. It's her fault for marrying you.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You suck in the sack, you're good-for-nothing, and you're broke. It's her fault for marrying you.

OMG. that's what I'VE been saying!! Finally, someone who agrees with me!

Midnight my time, and I'm stuck in work, eating hommus. How's that for a kick in the nuts...

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

OMG. that's what I'VE been saying!! Finally, someone who agrees with me!

Midnight my time, and I'm stuck in work, eating hommus. How's that for a kick in the nuts...

I'm unfamiliar with how that feels.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'm unfamiliar with how that feels.

It's got the consistency of gritty peanut butter. The one I just had was something with "forty spices", with pita.

Oh, you meant the kick in the balls. Umm... Well, you had Squirmin' Herman for a head coach, so are you SURE you don't know what it feels like?

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

It's got the consistency of gritty peanut butter. The one I just had was something with "forty spices", with pita.

Oh, you meant the kick in the balls. Umm... Well, you had Squirmin' Herman for a head coach, so are you SURE you don't know what it feels like?

Valid point.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Valid point.

I felt bad for Hermie. I think he meant well, he just wasn't cut out for head coaching. There are a lot of guys like that. "Pom-Pom" Pete Carroll, for example; poor Mr. "Jacked And Pumped" had the misfortune of replacing Parcells in New England and trying to be a buddy to the players. Denny Green is another guy who comes to mind. Norv the Clueless Wonder another one.

Halfcan · 05-23-2009, 10:55 PM

hommus sucks

Halfcan · 05-23-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I felt bad for Hermie. I think he meant well, he just wasn't cut out for head coaching. There are a lot of guys like that. "Pom-Pom" Pete Carroll, for example; poor Mr. "Jacked And Pumped" had the misfortune of replacing Parcells in New England and trying to be a buddy to the players. Denny Green is another guy who comes to mind. Norv the Clueless Wonder another one.

felt bad for Herm?? I felt bad for all the fans that paid money to see the Chiefs lose their HO to the Faders.

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:58 PM

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felt bad for Herm?? I felt bad for all the fans that paid money to see the Chiefs lose their HO to the Faders.

That's the only game I didn't go to last year. It was hard enough to watch hungover at Zoner's.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

hommus sucks

I don't eat it every day but I don't mind it, depending upon which company makes it. But I'm in work, and it was in the fridge, and it's either that or more peanuts and oatmeal bars... I do have an "in case of emergency" box of cereal and carton of warm Parmalat, but I'd rather not sink to those depths...

**kysirsoze** · 05-23-2009, 11:00 PM

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felt bad for Herm?? I felt bad for all the fans that paid money to see the Chiefs lose their HO to the Faders.

Agreed. No one should feel bad for someone who gets paid that much to be that bad at their job.

Halfcan · 05-23-2009, 11:01 PM

Hommus and Parmalat??? sounds yummy

07-17-2005, 01:09 AM
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1270000	Hodgepodge Okay, when nights get slow, I like to open a thread that has no predefined topic. Whatcha wanna talk about?
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Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Hommus and Parmalat??? sounds yummy
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