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'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-15-2006, 05:00 AM

Here's a head start on the thread of the most grueling test of golf in the world. Winged Foot is a beast, it could be like watching

thrown amongst a pack of coyotes and pent-up Kansas wheat farmers.

One more thought--If I ever build a golf course, I think I should name it Clubbed Foot.

Big Dick Jones · 06-18-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Titleist

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To each his own...I've always been a Ping/Callaway guy....I can't stand Titleist woods, I hook the piss out of them. But that's just me.

What kind of sand iron do you use?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Dick Jones

What kind of sand iron do you use?

tire

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 12:59 PM

Time for the dramatic intro from Bob Costas while they play the music from the scene in "The Rock" where the Seals got wasted by the Marines in Alcatraz.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:00 PM

Ferrie is wise to wear white in this ball-sapping heat.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:01 PM

Phil got lucky and hit into a trampled area.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:08 PM

Great recovery by Phil.

Big Dick Jones · 06-18-2006, 01:14 PM

At least the World's Ugliest Man is consistent. He also has the World's Ugliest Swing.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:15 PM

Mickelson drops a kneeknocker to stay +2. That's gotta relax him.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:16 PM

Ferrie with a vicious pull hook. Ahh the quick tempo.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:18 PM

Phil still having problems turning that fade over. He has problems with driving the first few holes of majors. It often makes me wonder if his practice routine is so exhaustive that he's a little tired for the first few holes and hits tired pulls with the driver until he gets some stamina back.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:27 PM

Clutch putts by Phil and Ferrie to stay at +2. You can't underestimate the hugeness of those putts.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:37 PM

Furyk hits a literal shank when trying to pitch out of the rough on 6.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:43 PM

Phil gets an amazing kick to put himself in birdie position on 4.

Miles · 06-18-2006, 01:58 PM

Things not going well for Phil at the 5th.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 01:59 PM

Mickelson shoots himself in the foot with a stupid trick shot attempt that goes 3 ****ing feet.

06-15-2006, 05:00 AM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	*Official U.S. Open Thread* Here's a head start on the thread of the most grueling test of golf in the world. Winged Foot is a beast, it could be like watching thrown amongst a pack of coyotes and pent-up Kansas wheat farmers. One more thought--If I ever build a golf course, I think I should name it Clubbed Foot.
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06-18-2006, 12:59 PM	#228
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Time for the dramatic intro from Bob Costas while they play the music from the scene in "The Rock" where the Seals got wasted by the Marines in Alcatraz. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:00 PM	#229
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Ferrie is wise to wear white in this ball-sapping heat. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:01 PM	#230
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Phil got lucky and hit into a trampled area. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:08 PM	#231
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Great recovery by Phil. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:14 PM	#232
Big Dick Jones Starter Join Date: May 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	At least the World's Ugliest Man is consistent. He also has the World's Ugliest Swing.
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06-18-2006, 01:15 PM	#233
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Mickelson drops a kneeknocker to stay +2. That's gotta relax him. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:16 PM	#234
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Ferrie with a vicious pull hook. Ahh the quick tempo. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:18 PM	#235
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Phil still having problems turning that fade over. He has problems with driving the first few holes of majors. It often makes me wonder if his practice routine is so exhaustive that he's a little tired for the first few holes and hits tired pulls with the driver until he gets some stamina back. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:27 PM	#236
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Clutch putts by Phil and Ferrie to stay at +2. You can't underestimate the hugeness of those putts. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:37 PM	#237
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Furyk hits a literal shank when trying to pitch out of the rough on 6. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:43 PM	#238
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Phil gets an amazing kick to put himself in birdie position on 4. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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06-18-2006, 01:58 PM	#239
Miles MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $1402400	Things not going well for Phil at the 5th.
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06-18-2006, 01:59 PM	#240
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Mickelson shoots himself in the foot with a stupid trick shot attempt that goes 3 ****ing feet. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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