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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

listopencil · 09-25-2009, 06:07 PM

North Shore.

The only movie I have ever walked out on. Perhaps the worst movie of all time.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-25-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I never knew there was a movie, but I probably read the book about 10 times as a kid. Great book.

Yep, that book was required Okie reading back in the day.

BWillie · 09-25-2009, 06:48 PM

Most people didn't like Jumper. But I thought it was good, but they could of done soo much more with the premise.

Fairplay · 09-25-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Last of the Mohicans

This is the only movie i disagree on Dayze. I thought it was great.

Fairplay · 09-25-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

North Shore.

The only movie I have ever walked out on. Perhaps the worst movie of all time.

I've walked out on plenty of movies.

cardken · 09-25-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

Katie Holmes prior to being Cruise-missled. And Drew Barrymore Good form Far..but Far from Good.

Fairplay · 09-25-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Steron

28 Days Later

I likey this one.

TEX · 09-25-2009, 08:05 PM

Rhinestone

RJ · 09-25-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by svuba

sew R U
300 was stupid

I know a lot of people on this board liked it, but I thought it was horrible. It was like watching a video game, which might be fun for some but not for me.

I was hoping for great battle scenes, instead I got a cartoon.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-25-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

I know a lot of people on this board liked it, but I thought it was horrible. It was like watching a video game, which might be fun for some but not for me.

I was hoping for great battle scenes, instead I got a cartoon.

A good first time watch, but definitely no replay value.

Fairplay · 09-25-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

Freddie Got Fingered. Tom Green should be shot!

I'll take it his career tanked in movies, anyway. Thank god.

He was one annoying POS.

KCWolfman · 09-25-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

I know a lot of people on this board liked it, but I thought it was horrible. It was like watching a video game, which might be fun for some but not for me.

I was hoping for great battle scenes, instead I got a cartoon.

Just the opposite for me.

It was over the top, it had to be.

How can you convey to 90% of your audience that soldiers who KNEW they were going to die would hold on as long as they did and as well as they did? You make it larger than life. You avoid the fact that most of the Persian soldiers were untrained farmers, you make your soldiers larger than life, killing giant wolves as kids. You make the Persian King a freak, a tremendous exceptionally strong, intelligent, charasmatic freak. You splash blood like watered down paint and you slow motion the better attacks that go against every rule of physics.

Now Troy - That truly sucked. How can you take a war that lasted ten years, a war of treachery, intelligence, love, and utter servitude and trade it in for a two week jaunt with sneak stab by Brad Pitt instead of the intense powerful titanic invulnerable warrior that Ajax was supposed to be.

RJ · 09-25-2009, 08:18 PM

If this thread proves anything, it's that a lot of people pay to watch a lot of movies they don't like.

I've seen a few posts here about how all of so-and-so's movies are terrible. JFC, why do you keep watching them?

I have very little time for watching movies these days, so when I do it pisses me off if I pick a bad one. As I get older, time often matters more than money.

RJ · 09-25-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Just the opposite for me.

It was over the top, it had to be.

How can you convey to 90% of your audience that soldiers who KNEW they were going to die would hold on as long as they did and as well as they did? You make it larger than life. You avoid the fact that most of the Persian soldiers were untrained farmers, you make your soldiers larger than life, killing giant wolves as kids. You make the Persian King a freak, a tremendous exceptionally strong, intelligent, charasmatic freak. You splash blood like watered down paint and you slow motion the better attacks that go against every rule of physics.

Now Troy - That truly sucked. How can you take a war that lasted ten years, a war of treachery, intelligence, love, and utter servitude and trade it in for a two week jaunt with sneak stab by Brad Pitt instead of the intense powerful titanic invulnerable warrior that Ajax was supposed to be.

I think I was hoping for epic battle scenes, along the lines of Braveheart or LOTR. But many of the battle scenes turned out to be video game animation. Nothing against animation - LOTR had plenty - but I felt like I was watching a movie made to appeal to a 20 something gamer. Which I probably was.

Lately, I've come to accept that I am no longer the target audience for most movies. In fact, I don't know what the hell I'm the target audience for.

Golf, maybe?

Are 50 y/o men "tweeners" of sorts?

Friendo · 09-25-2009, 08:42 PM

"Tommy"
Ken Russell classically f***ed up a Classic concept album.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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