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What is the best, most awesome, coolest single post on the Planet evah?
What say you? This one in another thread got me thinking...
Quote: Let's have some nominations and feedback. I'll put the most popular ones in a poll in a new thread and we can vote. The winner will get a weeks vacation in a place of their choosing(if someone volunteers the money) or else if that doesn't materialize they will have to settle for the designation of the coolest dude or dudette on the planet. okay, In the interest of fairness some simple criteria for a posts inclusion in the final poll. I've ruled out all of my excellent posts for consideration.
postrockpablo Demon, you're so fucking American..you're like Brett Favre throwing footballs across a pond in Wranglers jeans...only instead of Brett Favre, you're Patrick Swayze throwing natty light cans into the mouth of a 6 foot long, 150 pound bass driving a 1994 Thunderbird Supercoupe off a flaming ramp made of Miller Lite boxes and pride; wearing an evil kenievel jumpsuit and depending on a parachute made of beef jerky and dream catchers, all bound together by Indian tears. Because you don't fucking litter. That's why. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...weekend&page=3 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: CrazyCoffey
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DaKCMan AP is Awesome.
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08-27-2009, 09:12 AM | #17 |
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08-27-2009, 09:32 AM | #19 |
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Statistically, I have the best chance of winning this competition.
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08-27-2009, 09:38 AM | #20 |
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08-27-2009, 09:44 AM | #22 |
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1. n00b creates thread about losing the girl he loved
2. people flamebait him 3. n00b tells everyone they are idiots / claims to be very successful, rich man 4. n00b gives out his name 5. Laz does google search, finds that hes a sexual offender 6. Hilarity ensues. At least thats how I remember it happening. |
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Life lesson 08/26/09 Lady at the vending machine.....
This lady is at the vending machine, it was one of those refridgerated ones that spin around. She always sits there and pretends she is looking at oranges or salad, but I know her fat ass is going to get The packaged biskits and gravey. So she sits there and sweats for what seems to be an forever. I walk in and out a couple times before she actually gets something. Now **** I am hungry for the Bizkits and gravey. So I get it and I am already feeling like white trash for getting freaking Gravy out of a vending machine. So I bite into it and it is OLD. Gross. So I paid 1.50 and I am pissed knowing full well that is a 22oz of natty light fom the gas station I could be sipping on after work. So I suck it up and go to the lady who is in charge of refunds. She is really skinny and pretty, I have no chance so I am only 40 percent embarrassed about getting biskits and gravy out of a vending machine. So I tell her how the biskits were bad and the gravy was unfortunate and she asks if I still have the evidence. I said no it is down the hall i threw it away. she the looks at me like "god you are a fat ****, no wonder you wear 38 pants you eat gravy all the time, I bet you you ate that gravy and biskets and asked for a refund so you can stuff more gravy in your mouth" I shamefully got my refund and bought a candy bar and cheeze its
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Demonpenz knocked one out of the park...something about the 4th of July and tits and cars doing wheelies through flames or something...I vaguely remember it.
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it was my fellow st joseph friend gonzorox88 postrockpablo i will dig it up
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