Vasectomy: Anyone on the planet had one? - Page 2

Goapics1 · 07-05-2005, 11:34 AM

Thinking about getting one. My wife and I have 3 kids and not sure if we want more. Anyone had one done and is it painful?

Goapics1 · 07-05-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

And FREE at that ... I got a knife ... anyone got a needle and thread?

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You're going to heat up the knife first, right?

Kerberos · 07-05-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KCFalcon59

I was thinking I had an honest caring wife. ****

With that in mind .....

OBVIOUSLY you were NOT THINKING!

What a

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Kerberos · 07-05-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1

You're going to heat up the knife first, right?

Yea I got a bic lighter.

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**Lzen** · 07-05-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

What if it's a girl?

ZepSinger · 07-05-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

Lzen has it right, brotha. Get it done. You'll be surprised how the ol' sex life picks up once you don't have to worry about your baby batter actually containing babies...
Z

TNTEICHER · 07-05-2005, 12:51 PM

Had one 14 months ago. No problems at all. I was nervous as hell through the whole procedure but it went fine. I was a little tender for about a week. But no real pain. Frozen peas are a godsend.
Glad I got it done -- have 3 kids and thats enough-- don't have to worry about more.

KC Kings · 07-05-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

What if they are the size of grapefruit already?

**Lzen** · 07-05-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Kings

What if they are the size of grapefruit already?

Buy some really, really baggy pants.

Lbedrock1 · 07-05-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

We've conducted similar threads in the past. Surprisingly, everybody on the Planet had great experiences with theirs. However, every person I know in the non-virtual world had some complications. I don't think it's going to be an option for me due to that.

Oh stop being a whimp, I had pain for two weeks and then it was gone. If you follow your doctors orders and don't try and have sex it will be over in two weeks. The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

Goapics1 · 07-05-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lbedrock1

Oh stop being a whimp, I had pain for two weeks and then it was gone. If you follow your doctors orders and don't try and have sex it will be over in two weeks. The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?

**Lzen** · 07-05-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1

I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?

You're supposed to. I never did. Heh.

1adam1238 · 07-05-2005, 01:27 PM

I should have had it done before my two sons were born.....no child support. But anyway, it didn't hurt at all.....12 years and running well.

ROYC75 · 07-05-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

BTW, your days are numbered ..........

ROYC75 · 07-05-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ZepSinger

Lzen has it right, brotha. Get it done. You'll be surprised how the ol' sex life picks up once you don't have to worry about your baby batter actually containing babies...
Z

Until father / mother time kicks in ........ it's all downhill from there.

Big Slick · 07-05-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

I'd guess that if you've got 10000 posts on a BB, you probably aren't using your sausage enough for it to matter!

07-05-2005, 11:34 AM
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TNTEICHER Starter Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Dayton, Ohio Casino cash: $9844900	Had one 14 months ago. No problems at all. I was nervous as hell through the whole procedure but it went fine. I was a little tender for about a week. But no real pain. Frozen peas are a godsend. Glad I got it done -- have 3 kids and thats enough-- don't have to worry about more. __________________ "Big Jim Slade, former tightend of the Kansas City Chiefs is outfitted with various whips and chains and has a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off. Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln." THE KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE
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1adam1238 Knob Noster Alum Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dayton, Nevada Casino cash: $8928155	I should have had it done before my two sons were born.....no child support. But anyway, it didn't hurt at all.....12 years and running well.
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