Funny Stuff Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint! - Page 2

**alnorth** · 02-17-2006, 10:40 PM

We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe.

Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes.

Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.

**banyon** · 02-18-2006, 01:38 AM

Barfight. He got the worst of it after i kicked him in da face.

greg63 · 02-18-2006, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

I've never had a serious injury. The worst thing I ever did was sprain my ankle playing flag football.

...Same here, but only I sprained my ankle running down the stairs at the trade school.

**alnorth** · 02-18-2006, 11:12 AM

One time when I was young, we went on a vacation to some stupid place, but we brought my bike along, so I took it for a ride.

I saw a VERY steep hill, one of those inclines where if you were going down in a car your instinctive reaction is to hit the brakes and go down slowly. I could only think of how fast I'd be able to fly down the hill.

LiL stumppy · 02-18-2006, 12:09 PM

hahaha this is a good thread.Ill try and make one.

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 12:18 PM

In the big picture, this is me supporting the weight of the world while other people try to kick me in the groin.

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 12:27 PM

On the physical side, this is me looking at a truck that's about to broadside me in roughly 1994. I was a passenger when the driver mistakenly pulled into oncoming traffic.

Eleazar · 02-18-2006, 12:31 PM

i found out one day that when you're riding your bike, you shouldn't close both your eyes.

i actually knocked the box off, which would be kind of cool if I hadn't done it with my skull

**Bwana** · 02-18-2006, 12:33 PM

I smoked my right wrist down in Flordia at the Tae Kwon Do Black Belt nationals. I threw some tape on it in between rounds and finished 1st, but damn that hurt!

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 12:36 PM

This is me at the age of 17, sitting in my bedroom and realizing that I pretty much have to work alone if I'm ever going to get anywhere in life.

**Skip Towne** · 02-18-2006, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

In the big picture, this is me supporting the weight of the world while other people try to kick me in the groin.

Hahahaha Nice globe.

JBucc · 02-18-2006, 12:48 PM

Here's when I stabbed myself trying to cut a watermelon

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Hahahaha Nice globe.

Did you notice that I added the island part of Equatorial Guinea? People always leave that out when they draw globes.

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 12:53 PM

That watermelon looks good enough to eat.

**Bwana** · 02-18-2006, 12:57 PM

Heh! Another good one was the summer I was a fly fishing guide by Yellowstone park. I had an afternoon off so I took off up in the mountains on a motor bike. The throttle and power band got stuck and I was hauling ass across a boulder field with no way to stop until I chashed. Lots of pain and blood but nothing broken.

blueballs · 02-18-2006, 01:10 PM

I just do not have the patience
and it still hurts

02-17-2006, 10:40 PM
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57156239	Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint! We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe. Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes. Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.
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02-18-2006, 11:12 AM	#18
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57156239	One time when I was young, we went on a vacation to some stupid place, but we brought my bike along, so I took it for a ride. I saw a VERY steep hill, one of those inclines where if you were going down in a car your instinctive reaction is to hit the brakes and go down slowly. I could only think of how fast I'd be able to fly down the hill. Attached Thumbnails __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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02-18-2006, 12:09 PM	#19
LiL stumppy 62-21 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: St. Louis, MO Casino cash: $9913684	hahaha this is a good thread.Ill try and make one. __________________ I'm just cakn partna
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02-18-2006, 12:18 PM	#20
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	In the big picture, this is me supporting the weight of the world while other people try to kick me in the groin. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. Last edited by Rain Man; 05-13-2008 at 06:28 PM..
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02-18-2006, 12:27 PM	#21
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	On the physical side, this is me looking at a truck that's about to broadside me in roughly 1994. I was a passenger when the driver mistakenly pulled into oncoming traffic. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. Last edited by Rain Man; 05-13-2008 at 06:28 PM..
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02-18-2006, 12:31 PM	#22
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	i found out one day that when you're riding your bike, you shouldn't close both your eyes. i actually knocked the box off, which would be kind of cool if I hadn't done it with my skull Last edited by Eleazar; 06-26-2014 at 01:25 PM..
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02-18-2006, 12:33 PM	#23
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135740532	I smoked my right wrist down in Flordia at the Tae Kwon Do Black Belt nationals. I threw some tape on it in between rounds and finished 1st, but damn that hurt! Attached Thumbnails __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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02-18-2006, 12:36 PM	#24
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	This is me at the age of 17, sitting in my bedroom and realizing that I pretty much have to work alone if I'm ever going to get anywhere in life. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. Last edited by Rain Man; 05-13-2008 at 06:28 PM..
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02-18-2006, 12:48 PM	#26
JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004952	Here's when I stabbed myself trying to cut a watermelon
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02-18-2006, 12:53 PM	#28
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	That watermelon looks good enough to eat. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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02-18-2006, 12:57 PM	#29
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135740532	Heh! Another good one was the summer I was a fly fishing guide by Yellowstone park. I had an afternoon off so I took off up in the mountains on a motor bike. The throttle and power band got stuck and I was hauling ass across a boulder field with no way to stop until I chashed. Lots of pain and blood but nothing broken. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
Posts: 70,505

02-18-2006, 01:10 PM	#30
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	I just do not have the patience and it still hurts
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