Oxycodone is great! - Page 2

KC Jones · 02-19-2006, 01:24 PM

I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that. I drank plenty of prune juice this morning but still no effect. I think I'm going to get some inkling of what it's like to give birth.

wow - I'm turning into Skip.

Frankie · 02-19-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

Jesus loves pie

Wrong thread, you lost lamb.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I wish great pain upon you. You deserve it for making fun of a kindly older gentleman such as myself.

Since when are you kindly OR a gentleman?

greg63 · 02-19-2006, 09:23 PM

Eat an entire bag of that sugar free chocolate candy, or a half gallon of Brahms sugar free ice cream. Then eat at McDonalds. That will get ya goin.

KC Jones · 02-20-2006, 06:48 AM

The epic battle of narcotics vs laxatives has been taken to a new level this morning. 24oz of prune juice followed by coffee. Early reports from scouts indicate a great deal of noise and motion in the enemy camp - it could mean the enemy is going to break camp and run for it! We hope it's a quick and efficient orderly march, rather than the sort of emergency retreat these shock troops are known to effect. Just in case we have a wide open exit strategy complete with books, magazines, matches, and even some dainty flower embroidered hand towels.

Hey, what's better than a poop thread on Monday morning.

Chan93lx50 · 02-20-2006, 07:23 AM

You are supposed to take that stuff with beer! The added fiber from the barely will keep you regular.

chagrin · 02-20-2006, 07:44 AM

Did you watch Trainspotting yet dude?

Otter · 02-20-2006, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Chan93lx50

You are supposed to take that stuff with beer! The added fiber from the barely will keep you regular.

That's a true statment, my frat brother Yak told me.

Also, not only are you supposed to take them with beer but unlike it says on the directions, you're supposed to crush them up and snort them.

I still have his number if you need any more advice.

MOhillbilly · 02-20-2006, 08:09 AM

wheaties...but i doubt if you get any real relief until youre off the stuff for aday or two.

Inspector · 02-20-2006, 08:14 AM

Metamucil man.

It will change your life.

greg63 · 02-20-2006, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

The epic battle of narcotics vs laxatives has been taken to a new level this morning. 24oz of prune juice followed by coffee. Early reports from scouts indicate a great deal of noise and motion in the enemy camp - it could mean the enemy is going to break camp and run for it! We hope it's a quick and efficient orderly march, rather than the sort of emergency retreat these shock troops are known to effect. Just in case we have a wide open exit strategy complete with books, magazines, matches, and even some dainty flower embroidered hand towels.

Hey, what's better than a poop thread on Monday morning.

...Just what the Dr. ordered.

Chief Pote · 02-20-2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Nevertheless, I'm giving you one.

I copied that all verbatim from wikipedia. I have never had anal sex and am not interested in ever having it.

Oh really??

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

A big cock.

So what did you do with the cock that turned you on?

Ultra Peanut · 02-20-2006, 09:13 AM

Goddamn freeways are a gold mine, just stand on the side of the road and bounce a superball across traffic, then tell your kids whoever brings it back gets a free ice cream cone. Juries are suckers for 3 year olds with treadmarks.

rtmike · 02-20-2006, 10:07 AM

3 days...I've went a week and a half.

Lots of ways for me and I take 30mg of the stuff twice a day along with perc's since Turkey Day '03.

Starbucks.
A trip thru the drive thru at Taco Bell, for the simple fact I gorge myself there.
Any normal amount of grease, fries and a burger at Mickey D's.
Double up your fists at belly level and double over them while sitting on your throne. Or any kind of prolonged pressure on your tummy.

I'm paralyzed so I can't even push, not uncommon to see stars after trying too hard. Not good.
I don't recommend suppositories.

I hope you get to feeling better!

KC Jones · 02-20-2006, 11:41 AM

woo woo - Elvis has left the building. And there was more than just a passing semblance to Elvis Grbac at that. I believe I even channeled the slack jawed post interception deer in the headlights look.

whew

Frankie · 02-20-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

woo woo - Elvis has left the building. And there was more than just a passing semblance to Elvis Grbac at that. I believe I even channeled the slack jawed post interception deer in the headlights look.

whew

Too much information, dude.

02-19-2006, 01:24 PM
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	Oxycodone is great! I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that. I drank plenty of prune juice this morning but still no effect. I think I'm going to get some inkling of what it's like to give birth. wow - I'm turning into Skip.
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02-19-2006, 09:23 PM	#18
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $6403990	Eat an entire bag of that sugar free chocolate candy, or a half gallon of Brahms sugar free ice cream. Then eat at McDonalds. That will get ya goin. __________________
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02-20-2006, 06:48 AM	#19
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	The epic battle of narcotics vs laxatives has been taken to a new level this morning. 24oz of prune juice followed by coffee. Early reports from scouts indicate a great deal of noise and motion in the enemy camp - it could mean the enemy is going to break camp and run for it! We hope it's a quick and efficient orderly march, rather than the sort of emergency retreat these shock troops are known to effect. Just in case we have a wide open exit strategy complete with books, magazines, matches, and even some dainty flower embroidered hand towels. Hey, what's better than a poop thread on Monday morning.
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02-20-2006, 07:23 AM	#20
Chan93lx50 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cedar Rapids, IA Casino cash: $10004900	You are supposed to take that stuff with beer! The added fiber from the barely will keep you regular. __________________
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chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9804905	Did you watch Trainspotting yet dude? __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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02-20-2006, 08:09 AM	#23
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	wheaties...but i doubt if you get any real relief until youre off the stuff for aday or two. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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02-20-2006, 08:14 AM	#24
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9914975	Metamucil man. It will change your life.
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02-20-2006, 09:13 AM	#27
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Goddamn freeways are a gold mine, just stand on the side of the road and bounce a superball across traffic, then tell your kids whoever brings it back gets a free ice cream cone. Juries are suckers for 3 year olds with treadmarks. __________________
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02-20-2006, 10:07 AM	#28
rtmike union paraplegic organizer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: western Kansas Casino cash: $8590000	3 days...I've went a week and a half. Lots of ways for me and I take 30mg of the stuff twice a day along with perc's since Turkey Day '03. Starbucks. A trip thru the drive thru at Taco Bell, for the simple fact I gorge myself there. Any normal amount of grease, fries and a burger at Mickey D's. Double up your fists at belly level and double over them while sitting on your throne. Or any kind of prolonged pressure on your tummy. I'm paralyzed so I can't even push, not uncommon to see stars after trying too hard. Not good. I don't recommend suppositories. I hope you get to feeling better!
Posts: 3,116

02-20-2006, 11:41 AM	#29
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	woo woo - Elvis has left the building. And there was more than just a passing semblance to Elvis Grbac at that. I believe I even channeled the slack jawed post interception deer in the headlights look. whew
Posts: 5,366