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Old 02-10-2007, 10:47 PM  
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Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

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Old 02-10-2007, 11:17 PM   #16
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which of these letters are bolded? I missed it, sorry
My bad the capped "MANLY REPLY" was intended to let people know I was joking.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:19 PM   #17
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example of "other issues at work"
Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:20 PM   #18
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I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.
Ohhh shit! You must have some serious issues!
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:22 PM   #19
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I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.


imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:22 PM   #20
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There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.
And what reason is that?
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:23 PM   #21
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Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.

see my post #19, it was meant to include you as well
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I can honestly say that I can't remember a time I have thought it would be a good idea to sit down to take a nice good long piss.
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Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.
What reason is that?
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And what reason is that?
Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.
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imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?
Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

sheesh.
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Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.
Why? Let's look the facts:

1. It's more accurate.
2. If you have a bad back, it's more comfortable.
3. You don't have to aim.

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Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.
And girls should stay home, barefoot and pregnant?
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imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?
The oh whoa is me card...

Seems to me that the squatting down then standing from a squatted position would be a hell of a lot tougher in your knees than standing there, but whatever. No one said you couldn't do it, just seems pretty gay to me.

So out with it. What other issues does one have to have that makes him somehow less mentally stable than someone willing to squat to pee?
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Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

sheesh.

I know morphius, quoting your post was a bad choice, for you didn't tresspass on my manhood. It was meant as a more general response for the other idiots that say "sitting to pee is only for girls"


so please accept my formal appology to you. and for now, you alone...... except donger, he seems to get my point too.
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