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Old 05-10-2007, 08:08 PM  
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The MILF sightings thread
You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:51 PM   #16
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:55 PM   #17
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:01 PM   #18
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:03 PM   #19
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:07 PM   #20
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Hmm, in the message board vernacular: "Pics or negs."

You don't start a thread like this without having photo evidence, meatpeeker.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:59 PM   #21
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:05 PM   #22
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Oh wow...One just walked right by me. She's wearing shorts and a T-shirt....Oh shit....she's going right up the stairs.


"I'll be up in a minute".
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:06 PM   #23
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Oh wow...One just walked right by me. She's wearing shorts and a T-shirt....Oh shit....she's going right up the stairs.


"I'll be up in a minute".

Pics please
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:07 PM   #24
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Oh wow...One just walked right by me. She's wearing shorts and a T-shirt....Oh shit....she's going right up the stairs.


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5/10/2007 - 11:04 PM

Iowanian sees hot domestic MILF clad in casual wear. Arousal: Rising.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:09 PM   #25
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:10 PM   #26
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:12 PM   #27
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