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Old 05-29-2007, 11:54 PM  
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So I hear a thump on my window...
...and I pretty much ignore it.

Several minutes later...I hear a fluttering noise on the window. OK, that's strange, I'd better go investigate. So I head up the steps and flick on the outside light and peer through the window, and I don't see anything.

So, I open the door, and look over toward the window where I heard the noise, and I don't see anything. Hmmm....

Then I noticed one of the branches of a nearby tree moving, and a couple of leaves fall from it, and I'm asking myself wtf is going on here?

Then...out of the blue...something (very quickly) emerges from the tree...flying straight at me....


HOLY SHIT, IT'S A BAT! HEADING STRAIGHT FOR MY FACE!

I was stunned for a split second, then realized it was going to be a big problem if this damn thing got in the house so I quickly reached for the door, which was wide open. Luckily, it veered away at the last second as I probably wasn't going to get the door shut in time.

Which brings me to this question, is this damn thing going to go away, or am I going to have to somehow kill it? I don't really want it hanging around here.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:07 AM   #16
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It's not like the damned thing could see you.
What's even more strange is I was standing right next to the porch light. I thought they hated light.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:07 AM   #17
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I'm fine with the mosquito thing, but why on earth did it fly straight at me? I don't think I can get used to that.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:08 AM   #18
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Only if that mosquito smokes Marlboros.
Bob Dole is fairly certain most of them smoke menthols.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:09 AM   #19
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Bob Dole is fairly certain most of them smoke menthols.
Anopheles gambiae?

I'm sorry, that's rather obscure. Maybe Ultra Peanut will make a connection.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:10 AM   #20
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What's even more strange is I was standing right next to the porch light. I thought they hated light.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:11 AM   #21
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What's even more strange is I was standing right next to the porch light. I thought they hated light.
Not if the light is relatively low (a normal incandescent bug) and it's surrounded by food (insects).
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:12 AM   #22
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:14 AM   #23
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Maybe it saw you as competition for its food and was trying to fighten you away. Stand your ground. It's a point of honor.

Or try changing your user name.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:16 AM   #24
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Maybe it saw you as competition for its food and was trying to fighten you away. Stand your ground. It's a point of honor.

Or try changing your user name.
Oh, it frightened me all right. I had flashbacks to that time I was attacked by a pigeon.
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I had a bird ram my windshield on i70 earlier this morning, and bounce off to only smash into the concrete median. scared the shit out of me too
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When I bought the big truck in Arizona it had a cracked windshield. I replaced it immediately.

Then a massive bird hit the windshield the very next day. I think it was a Valosoraptor.

Didn't break though....
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I had a bird ram my windshield on i70 earlier this morning, and bounce off to only smash into the concrete median. scared the shit out of me too
You haven't lived until you have a wild turkey hit your windshield at 90mph.
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