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Old 09-15-2008, 08:17 PM  
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So I had to work pretty late, which is rough because my wife is due any minute, now...so everything in our life seems very up in the air. So I'm ina weird stae of mind, as it is...

I'm driving home, and my wife calls me in a panic. Obviously I'm thinking it's time to go to the hospital, but no. Apparently the Independence SWAT team went sprinting through our yard, as the armored vehicle drove up to our neighbor's door and a couple of shots were fired. My wife was a wreck, scared to death. So I told her to get to the basement away from any windows, while I talked to her on the phone till I got home. I pulled in the driveway, and investigators are all over the place, the armored vehicle has re-parked itself in the street, and all the SWAT guys are sitting in another vehicle. I ask them what happened (not expecting a straight answer) and whether it was safe or if I needed to get my wife and go, and they said it was safe, and all they could tell me was that they were "Serving a Warrant." A couple of hours later... and they are still scouring the place.

I finally come in from that excitement and sit down... and I start coughing. I get a pretty bad cough a couple of times a year, for seemingly no reason. Anyhow, I start coughing so hard that I passed out. I was sitting in my chair, and I remember going into a coughing fit, and then all I know is that there was a ton of weird sound in my head... and finally my wife yelling at me. I guess she heard me cough, then something didn't sound right, and came in to find me sitting with my eyes open, and my arms and legs shaking, and me not breathing, and my face beet red. My head feels weird as hell, now, but I guess I'm fine.

She yelled at me that the baby was going to come when she was ready, and the world had to stop trying to scare her into labor...
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:38 PM   #16
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The good news is my new Maxim came in the mail, and Megan Fox is on the cover.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:38 PM   #17
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Is she going to have an epidural if she needs it?
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:41 PM   #18
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The good news is my new Maxim came in the mail, and Megan Fox is on the cover.
Yes, great news for a woman who is nine months pregnant and feeling like a freaking beached whale!!! AND wait just a second.... who made you cookies?? Huh???
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:42 PM   #19
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Ha crazy night. My uncle laughs so hard sometimes he will pass out. Never heard of it from coughing though.
Used to be, whenever I would laugh or cough really hard, the room would start spinning and I would lose the ability to sit up straight (like you get when you're really dizzy). I think it had to do with my sinuses. Hasn't happened in quite some time. I never actually passed out, though.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:43 PM   #20
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:44 PM   #21
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Used to be, whenever I would laugh or cough really hard, the room would start spinning and I would lose the ability to sit up straight (like you get when you're really dizzy). I think it had to do with my sinuses. Hasn't happened in quite some time. I never actually passed out, though.
That's happened to me quite a few times over the past few years, especially scary when I'm driving. This is the first time that's happened to me.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:45 PM   #22
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Yes. And I'm afraid that I know where you are going.
Probably just a nugget. They'll pick it up quickly. That wasn't the smell that really got me, though.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:46 PM   #23
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I almost wonder if you coughed so hard you performed the Valsalva maneuver on yourself.
In high school I had some friends who would make themselves pass out, but even while they were unconscious, they did weird shit. They came over to my house one day, and did it to me. This felt very close to that... coming out of it.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:47 PM   #24
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Yeah. I like the articles.
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That's happened to me quite a few times over the past few years, especially scary when I'm driving. This is the first time that's happened to me.
Happened to me one time while I was driving 65 mph down the highway. Scared the shit out of me.

I never figured out exactly why it was happening, or really even why it stopped. I was told when I was younger that I have partially blocked sinuses. Maybe something to do with too much pressure on the brainstem or something?
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:49 PM   #26
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Go to the doctor. That's not normal.
Amen to that, Mr. Sully. If you have one, call your doctor first thing in the am and tell him/her about the episode. If you don't have one, consider going to the ER. The bottom line is that the human body isn't designed to pass out as a result of a coughing fit. It sounds like the blood supply to your brain was temporarily cut off. Not only is that bad from the whole "passing out" point of view, but it could result in permanent brain damage which really sucks unless you enjoy eating baby food through a bendable straw and playing Jingo 12 hours a day in your pajamas.

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Amen to that, Mr. Sully. If you have one, call your doctor first thing in the am and tell him/her about the episode. If you don't have one, consider going to the ER. The bottom line is that the human body isn't designed to pass out as a result of a coughing fit. It sounds like the blood supply to your brain was temporarily cut off. Not only is that bad from the whole "passing out" point of view, but it could result in permanent brain damage which really sucks unless you enjoy eating baby food through a bendable straw and playing Jingo 12 hours a day in your pajamas.

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If this comes up again, I'll definitely call a doc.
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Jilly is frantically searching websites for a diagnosis.
Apparently I have a sensitive Vagal nerve. Who knew? I wonder if I can get that taped up.
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The good news is my new Maxim came in the mail, and Megan Fox is on the cover.

Is the cover the best pic of her? Seems like the pics inside are never what I expect....or hope. Only one I can think of that didn't fit that criteria is one of the Christina Aguilera ones.
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