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Redrum_69 · 05-18-2009, 10:48 AM

Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

Crush · 05-18-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?

Depends on the state. However, plowing Redrum's mom's ass is one of the world's oldest traditions. I doubt that they would prosecute.

MIAdragon · 05-18-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch

Depends on the state. However, plowing Redrum's mom's ass is one of the world's oldest traditions. I doubt that they would prosecute.

Very true.

BigCatDaddy · 05-18-2009, 11:24 AM

I stole a sweet lap top.. Didn't report it.

**HemiEd** · 05-18-2009, 11:36 AM

It was in 1975, and I am still worried about the statute of limitations, so aint tellin.

badgirl · 05-18-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

It was in 1975, and I am still worried about the statute of limitations, so aint tellin.

Well does it actually have a statute of Limitation? If not I beleive we could guess. We won't tell.

KC native · 05-18-2009, 11:54 AM

**HemiEd** · 05-18-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Well does it actually have a statute of Limitation? If not I beleive we could guess. We won't tell.

Oh sure it does, in fact the place is no longer in business that I liberated a part from.
Of course, I went back and paid them for it, when they were open.

badgirl · 05-18-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Oh sure it does, in fact the place is no longer in business that I liberated a part from.
Of course, I went back and paid them for it, when they were open.

Thank God, I was starting to get worried.

**HemiEd** · 05-18-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Thank God, I was starting to get worried.

Yeah, I was born with too much of a concious to ever be dishonest. It was a boat part, and I wanted to go boating on a Sunday, bad. So I knew where there was a part I need, then got it. Of course then I went in and paid them for it, they were rather suprised.

badgirl · 05-18-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Yeah, I was born with too much of a concious to ever be dishonest. It was a boat part, and I wanted to go boating on a Sunday, bad. So I knew where there was a part I need, then got it. Of course then I went in and paid them for it, they were rather suprised.

I'd say they was, what did they say to you when you went back? did they give you a hard time?

Katipan · 05-18-2009, 12:23 PM

Never.

But I think about it all the time.

Mr. Plow · 05-18-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?

I've had all your mothers.

Sully · 05-18-2009, 02:09 PM

When my parents got divorced, my mom started working at a Burger King.
She'd bring home those big shopping sacks (the kind you get at a mall with the twine handles) full of whoppers, and throw them in the freezer. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, that's all we'd have to eat, normally.

Mom, what's for dinner?
Warm up a couple of burgers.
Mom, i'm hungry...
Grab a whopper, son...I'm going to work.

So I grew up on Blue Ridge, about 2 blocks from the 7-11 on 107th.
I'd go there nearly every day, and took all kinds of junk food. Stuffed in in my clothes, ate it while I was there (playing the Off Road video game), etc.
I probably stole hundreds of dollars in strawberry milk and Reese's PB Cups.

Once I moved in with my dad, a few years later, I never really did much to get in trouble.
One time, I accidentally left a QT without paying for my gas. I actually went back the next day and gave them the money. They looked at me like I was crazy.

**HemiEd** · 05-18-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

I'd say they was, what did they say to you when you went back? did they give you a hard time?

Yes, but I talked my way through it.

Ebolapox · 05-18-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

You shouldn't even mention that.

Oh wait I thought you said you plowed your own mom in the ass, my bad.

are you reeruned?

he said 'your,' not 'my.'

05-18-2009, 10:48 AM
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05-18-2009, 02:09 PM	#28
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	When my parents got divorced, my mom started working at a Burger King. She'd bring home those big shopping sacks (the kind you get at a mall with the twine handles) full of whoppers, and throw them in the freezer. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, that's all we'd have to eat, normally. Mom, what's for dinner? Warm up a couple of burgers. Mom, i'm hungry... Grab a whopper, son...I'm going to work. So I grew up on Blue Ridge, about 2 blocks from the 7-11 on 107th. I'd go there nearly every day, and took all kinds of junk food. Stuffed in in my clothes, ate it while I was there (playing the Off Road video game), etc. I probably stole hundreds of dollars in strawberry milk and Reese's PB Cups. Once I moved in with my dad, a few years later, I never really did much to get in trouble. One time, I accidentally left a QT without paying for my gas. I actually went back the next day and gave them the money. They looked at me like I was crazy. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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