Poop Son-Of-A-F***ing-Bitch - Page 2

Kerberos · 06-10-2009, 10:26 PM

You know how they say when life hands you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade?

I F***ing HATE lemonade.

Let me start out that I am in Reno Nevada (drove up from Vegas ) as my wife is in the national womans bowling tournament here. We went to Vegas to visit my parental units and used one of their vehicles to drive 450+ miles to get here.

We get here yesterday in Reno at the Eldorado and first thing we do when we get checked into our hotel room is go downstairs to hit the casino.

I win $350 on the BIG wheel of fortune so I think GREAT I will try my luck on the .25cent Wheel of Fortune that is at $216,000+change and it is one of my favorite things to play.

I sit there for about 30 minutes and spent very little. We get a phone call to meet some of her bowling cronies for dinner. We go get dinner and 40 minutes later we go back down to the casino and SON OF A BITCH if someone didn't hit the GAWDAMED progressive on the same Fuggin machine I was playing on.

ALL THREE REELS are flashing with the Wheel of Fortune on the payline. Dude is there running diagnostics on the machine so I had to ask. Sure enough someone won.

My wife was bummed all night because she knows I would have sit there for a good hour had we NOT been disturbed.

This is the first chance I've had to get on-line since we got here but I had to just post and say GAWDAMMIT why couldn't that have been ME?

Either way I am still having a good time but I can only think of how MUCH better of a GOOD TIME I could be having with $216K.

06-10-2009, 10:26 PM	Topic Starter
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Son-Of-A-Fing-Bitch* You know how they say when life hands you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade? I F***ing HATE lemonade. Let me start out that I am in Reno Nevada (drove up from Vegas ) as my wife is in the national womans bowling tournament here. We went to Vegas to visit my parental units and used one of their vehicles to drive 450+ miles to get here. We get here yesterday in Reno at the Eldorado and first thing we do when we get checked into our hotel room is go downstairs to hit the casino. I win $350 on the BIG wheel of fortune so I think GREAT I will try my luck on the .25cent Wheel of Fortune that is at $216,000+change and it is one of my favorite things to play. I sit there for about 30 minutes and spent very little. We get a phone call to meet some of her bowling cronies for dinner. We go get dinner and 40 minutes later we go back down to the casino and SON OF A BITCH if someone didn't hit the GAWDAMED progressive on the same Fuggin machine I was playing on. ALL THREE REELS are flashing with the Wheel of Fortune on the payline. Dude is there running diagnostics on the machine so I had to ask. Sure enough someone won. My wife was bummed all night because she knows I would have sit there for a good hour had we NOT been disturbed. This is the first chance I've had to get on-line since we got here but I had to just post and say GAWDAMMIT why couldn't that have been ME? Either way I am still having a good time but I can only think of how MUCH better of a GOOD TIME I could be having with $216K.
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