Life Nine Words Women Use - Page 2

teedubya · 08-10-2009, 10:44 PM

To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

**Bugeater** · 08-11-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Typical!

Make that 10...

big nasty kcnut · 08-11-2009, 07:38 AM

Yea my luck vanessa use all 19 words on me.
Posted via Mobile Device

LaChapelle · 08-11-2009, 07:40 AM

A cheat sheet may not be the best way to start a relationship.

seclark · 08-11-2009, 07:50 AM

"i'm not buying anything. i just want to look."
~mrs. sec

Garcia Bronco · 08-11-2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise

I would like to add another meaning to "whatever". Whatever can also be used when you ask what she wants to eat for dinner. As in, "Where would you like to go for dinner?"
"Whatever". But when she says "whatever" in this case, Whatever's meaning is: someplace you haven't been recently, doesn't cost too much but not too cheap either, has a healthy menu, isn't too far, doesn't have a wait, and carries Pepsi products because she likes Diet Pepsi better than Diet Coke. And not Panera because we always go there.

**rockymtnchief** · 08-11-2009, 08:05 AM

Mine doesn't even bother using words. I just get a long and low "mmmmm hmm".

RaiderH8r · 08-11-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I'm confused, I thought for women 4 looked like 6.

No, we just tell them that 4 is six.

keg in kc · 08-11-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

No, we just tell them that 4 is six.

xactly. Train them that way from birth.

**Donger** · 08-11-2009, 08:30 AM

I recently learned that "Go fuck yourself!" is actually not an order for me to go and masturbate.

All these years I had it wrong.

greg63 · 08-11-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I recently learned that "Go fuck yourself!" is actually not an order for me to go and masturbate.

All these years I had it wrong.

But, I'll bet it was the most fun you ever had getting something wrong.

MMXcalibur · 08-11-2009, 09:05 AM

My wife must be broken.
Her five minutes equals two hours.

MMXcalibur · 08-11-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

Heh. In my house, whatever also sometimes means "read my mind". Scenario: It's a rainy Saturday, the kids are elswise occupied, and we're going to settle down to watch a DVD. I ask "So, what do you want to watch?" She says "I don't know, whatever". This is followed by me rattling off a list from our DVD collection, to each she answers "no." Finally, I come across one, and she enthusiastically says "OK!". One would think she could have made that whole ordeal shorter...

Holy Christ, this.

I'll zoom through my media library on the PS3 10-12 times and she still won't know what to watch. Then, she'll list of one of the first three I mentioned and we'll end up watching that.

"Sorry, dear. You took too long. I have to go to work."

InChiefsHeaven · 08-11-2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

A cheat sheet may not be the best way to start a relationship.

Oh, you don't ever copy this thing down...you commit it to memory and then eat the list...NEVER let them know that you know...

...ah, shit on it. It really doesn't matter if you know this stuff ahead of time...

InChiefsHeaven · 08-11-2009, 10:09 AM

Oh, another term:

"Tomorrow". That means "Get off my back, you'll have sex when I say you will..."

babygirl21 · 08-11-2009, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

you are absolutely right!!! and i give props to the men who can actually understand the way us women think...

08-10-2009, 10:44 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Nine Words Women Use To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL... (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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08-11-2009, 07:38 AM	#17
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2319100	Yea my luck vanessa use all 19 words on me. Posted via Mobile Device
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08-11-2009, 07:40 AM	#18
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	A cheat sheet may not be the best way to start a relationship.
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08-11-2009, 07:50 AM	#19
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	nine words my wife uses "i'm not buying anything. i just want to look." ~mrs. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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08-11-2009, 08:05 AM	#21
rockymtnchief Supporter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana Casino cash: $10018968 VARSITY	Mine doesn't even bother using words. I just get a long and low "mmmmm hmm".
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08-11-2009, 08:30 AM	#24
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6789900 VARSITY	I recently learned that "Go fuck yourself!" is actually not an order for me to go and masturbate. All these years I had it wrong. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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MMXcalibur Pessimistically optimistic. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver, CO Casino cash: $-144914	My wife must be broken. Her five minutes equals two hours.
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08-11-2009, 10:09 AM	#29
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $515437	Oh, another term: "Tomorrow". That means "Get off my back, you'll have sex when I say you will..." __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!!
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