Some nutcase just threatened me with a butter knife

[jidar]

We've been having break-ins in my apartment complex recently, cars mostly, an apartment or three as well I think. Well it finally hit me, someone broke in and stole my cellphone. Anyway, 12:36am I knock on neighbors door to borrow the phone and call the police and this dumb motherfucker answers the door with a butter knife brandished in a tight fist and Foxnews blaring in the background. I can see he's paranoid and by the look on his face he thinks I'm a threat. I'm taken aback just a bit but I ask him if I can use the phone. He looks like he's about to piss his pants and he mumbles some excuse about not having a phone.

I do find a phone from another neighbor and I call the cops then sit on the steps to wait on them.
A few minutes pass and I hear this paranoid fruitcake shuffing around inside his apartment and then I swear to god he tries to make a sound like a shotgun chambering a round... he says "cla--CLACK".

Haha! What a nut. When the cops show up they say this guy calls them every time someone knocks on his door, but he should be harmless.

Thanks KCPD.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Nice!

[DumbHillbillies]

Not cool dude ! But funny.

[Gonzo]

Look at the bright side.

You know who to call on when you has the bagels!

[dtrain]

"cla--CLACK".

[Mama Hip Rockets]