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Old 01-20-2010, 12:28 PM  
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I have a stalker!
Her name is Alysha Sina. I'm not sure just how she got my e-mail address, but who am I to question the ways of the world?

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I am girl. I have a red hair with copper shimmering. My eyes is blue. I am medium height. I have beautiful eyes. My hair is medium wavy. I live in a big city. I work in banking. I like to watch discovery channel. Representations in the performance pop stars on stage. I like shopping . I like sea. If you talk about me I am faithful cat. Most of all in men I value kindness. When I noticed you on the street. I agreed that should. Because I can be for you a be unique only for you friend if you want. I'm hope that you answer me on my e-mail.
I'm thinking that if I can get her a tryout on American Idol and work some with her English, this may just be the best thing to ever happen to me, ever.
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:53 PM   #16
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hey, here's something random....like you're email.

Today, in a catalogue, I saw bubble bottles with crosses on the top.

what?
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:53 PM   #17
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Don't get your hopes up just yet tiger. I've gotten plenty of spam emails like this before.
And you know what? You just didn't try hard enough when the opportunity presented itself. You know it, and are just doing your best to piss all over my parade. It's not MY fault you let love walk right out the door; it's not MY fault you left $21,749,635 in Nigerian dollars floating around, not to be collected. YOU need to step up when you get the chance, and stop trying to make the rest of us as unhappy as you obviously are. How dare you.
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:54 PM   #18
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Wait, what? Come on, how can you jump to this conclusion?
it's sarcasm on top of sarcasm
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:54 PM   #19
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I wonder what she watches on the discovery channel?
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:55 PM   #20
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hey, here's something random....like you're email.

Today, in a catalogue, I saw bubble bottles with crosses on the top.

what?
Blowing bubbles for God. Awesome! I had no idea God liked to blow bubbles. I knew he liked to turn into an old dude when he was sick of being Alanis Morrisette and play Skee Ball, but this is a true revelation.
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:59 PM   #21
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Blowing bubbles for God. Awesome! I had no idea God liked to blow bubbles. I knew he liked to turn into an old dude when he was sick of being Alanis Morrisette and play Skee Ball, but this is a true revelation.
it's more of the whole, let's put a symbol of suffering on top of a bottle that's full of joyful magic and fun for little ones.....I'm betting God blows bubbles...BIG ONES....but there's a time and place for ****'s sake.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:00 PM   #22
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hey, here's something random....like you're email.

Today, in a catalogue, I saw bubble bottles with crosses on the top.

what?
Bubbles and Jesus, the only thing keeping this from being completely heavenly are some harps and unicorns.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:00 PM   #23
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And you know what? You just didn't try hard enough when the opportunity presented itself. You know it, and are just doing your best to piss all over my parade. It's not MY fault you let love walk right out the door; it's not MY fault you left $21,749,635 in Nigerian dollars floating around, not to be collected. YOU need to step up when you get the chance, and stop trying to make the rest of us as unhappy as you obviously are. How dare you.


Dude is probably a liberal and doesn't believe in Personal Responsibility.

"Oh, poor me, I'm too oppressed to claim my Nigerian money, I need the government to do it for me! Help me Obama!".

That's how liberals are when it comes to love, money and keeping their hedges trimmed.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:02 PM   #24
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Bubbles and Jesus, the only thing keeping this from being completely heavenly are some harps and unicorns.
unicorns freak me out
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:05 PM   #25
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unicorns freak me out
I'd ask why, but I'm relatively sure it would scar me.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:21 PM   #26
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I'd ask why, but I'm relatively sure it would scar me.
it would.
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Her name is Alysha Sina. I'm not sure just how she got my e-mail address, but who am I to question the ways of the world?



I'm thinking that if I can get her a tryout on American Idol and work some with her English, this may just be the best thing to ever happen to me, ever.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:26 PM   #28
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She probably weights 300 pounds and eats ho-ho's all day watching soaps...
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She probably weights 300 pounds and eats ho-ho's all day watching soaps...
she ain't a lady unless she's 280!
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:40 PM   #30
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Ehhh, I got me 3 or 4 of those stalkers. I suggest you have fun with it, reply & string her a long for awhile. Of course you'll have to keep us updated.
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