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View Poll Results: If you hadn't been laid in 5 years, would you buy a hooker?
Yes. 53 46.90%
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM  
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The Prostitute Thread.
Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:42 PM   #16
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ahahha...yeah me and some other dbags in college came up with some cost benefit analysis for our economics class. Hookers came out way on top.
Do you still have that data? I think it would make great comedy.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:52 PM   #17
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:53 PM   #18
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Also, in before the first GoChiefs joke.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:59 PM   #19
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:01 PM   #20
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:03 PM   #21
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:04 PM   #22
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If went 4 months I would have to think about a prostitute. 4 years?
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:06 PM   #23
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:06 PM   #24
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He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.
I do believe the wife can bring income into the home as well, and marriage does not automatically equate to kids.

And no way you live that long with a different woman every week.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:14 PM   #25
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Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?
If he is interested let him find his own experience. If get him a hooker and she has a std will you be responsible for all of his medical bills?
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:32 PM   #27
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If I haven't been laid in 5 years that means I have way bigger problems than getting laid.

So, no.
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And no way you live that long with a different woman every week.
Maybe not, but it might be fun to try.
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