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Old 01-12-2011, 11:19 PM  
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I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk.

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel?
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:58 PM   #16
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:03 AM   #17
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:05 AM   #18
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Honestly you would do fine. Most of them probably have normal testosterone levels. I've talked to a couple girls that play rugby and they said there is a lot of "hooking up" going on however. I would think football would be the same way.
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:12 AM   #19
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Honestly you would do fine. Most of them probably have normal testosterone levels. I've talked to a couple girls that play rugby and they said there is a lot of "hooking up" going on however. I would think football would be the same way.
I'm just here to play football, not munch carpet! ~ Lumpy
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:53 PM   #20
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:56 PM   #21
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:00 PM   #22
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:02 PM   #23
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I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk.

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel?
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:02 PM   #24
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:44 PM   #27
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Meh. I don't know. How does she throw w/o her 'girls' getting in the way?
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