Chiefs The Chiefs have the superior Colquitt brother (Or: My bet with MagicHef) - Page 2

**RealSNR** · 12-30-2013, 12:19 AM

In my numerous back-and-forths with Direckshun and others, MagicHef wanted in on a Chiefs vs. Broncos wager. After some negotiating, the terms were decided. Punter vs punter. Colquitt vs Colquitt. Brother vs brother.

Through PFF, we'd look at a raw score of each punter (net average + punts inside 20). Best cumulative score at the end of the year would win.

It has come down, and the winner is Dustin. Don't ask me about the numbers, because I don't have a PFF subscription. But it's true. MagicHef told me the results today.

As punishment, beginning February 9 and ending March 1, MagicHef will be writing a short 4-line ode verse to begin all of his posts. These odes will all pertain to the brilliant Chiefs career of Todd Collins.

MagicHef, as a point of departure for the research you may want to uncover, here are a few items you might want to mention in these odes:

Mitch Holthus liked to call Collins "The Maytag Repairman"
He never did get a fair look as a starter, especially in his early Chiefs career under Marty and Gunther, when that bozo Grbac was getting injured or playing poorly
There were only two CPers who never stopped believing in T3h 0dd T0dd: Rausch and SNR. Nobody else. Everybody else was all about Jonathan Quinn or some gay shit like that

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-10-2014, 03:00 AM

Let's see if he makes one post the rest of this month.

MagicHef · 02-10-2014, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle

I think he committed suicide.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Let's see if he makes one post the rest of this month.

Such a long and storied career
Bill, Chief, Redskin, Bear
Lofting passes without a care
Todd did it all with semi-realistic hair.

**** both of you.

**RealSNR** · 02-10-2014, 10:23 AM

**mdchiefsfan** · 02-10-2014, 10:29 AM

**BigMeatballDave** · 02-10-2014, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Such a long and storied career
Bill, Chief, Redskin, Bear
Lofting passes without a care
Todd did it all with semi-realistic hair.

**** both of you.

Well done.

Direckshun · 02-10-2014, 11:17 AM

It's a shame SNR wasn't Joeckeled. I cry foul.

**RealSNR** · 02-10-2014, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

It's a shame SNR wasn't Joeckeled. I cry foul.

We all know, my dear friend, that Joeckel was getting raped left and right, and had he not been injured, you would have lost.

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-10-2014, 01:13 PM

Well done hef. At least u aren't a welching bitch. Props your way.

02-10-2014, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Such a long and storied career
Bill, Chief, Redskin, Bear
Lofting passes without a care
Todd did it all with semi-realistic hair.

**** both of you.

Nice work. 18 more days.

12-30-2013, 12:19 AM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1544792	The Chiefs have the superior Colquitt brother (Or: My bet with MagicHef) In my numerous back-and-forths with Direckshun and others, MagicHef wanted in on a Chiefs vs. Broncos wager. After some negotiating, the terms were decided. Punter vs punter. Colquitt vs Colquitt. Brother vs brother. Through PFF, we'd look at a raw score of each punter (net average + punts inside 20). Best cumulative score at the end of the year would win. It has come down, and the winner is Dustin. Don't ask me about the numbers, because I don't have a PFF subscription. But it's true. MagicHef told me the results today. As punishment, beginning February 9 and ending March 1, MagicHef will be writing a short 4-line ode verse to begin all of his posts. These odes will all pertain to the brilliant Chiefs career of Todd Collins. MagicHef, as a point of departure for the research you may want to uncover, here are a few items you might want to mention in these odes: Mitch Holthus liked to call Collins "The Maytag Repairman" He never did get a fair look as a starter, especially in his early Chiefs career under Marty and Gunther, when that bozo Grbac was getting injured or playing poorly There were only two CPers who never stopped believing in T3h 0dd T0dd: Rausch and SNR. Nobody else. Everybody else was all about Jonathan Quinn or some gay shit like that
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