Life Kind of funny story - Page 2

Hamwallet · 10-06-2016, 11:06 PM

Last week someone busted out my window in my kitchen while I was at work, I have ADT. I had to leave work early and rush home to meet the cops. New window, 3 years of paying 40 bucks a month minus the $600 window I had to replace. It paid itself off. Could have cleaned me out.

So after the hockey game at sprint center I got got home pretty sideways and passed out around 11pm.

4am my alarm goes off, I jump out of bed buck naked and grab my 357. Phone rings, "ADT, is everything OK?" Me "Hang tight, if you hear anything loud it's not." So I am walking around my house naked with a gun in one hand and talking to a ADT chick on my phone.

My new cat is hanging from the curtain swaying back and forth and it set my motion sensor off in my living room.

That's my story.

**notorious** · 10-07-2016, 09:45 PM

Hamwallet · 10-07-2016, 09:56 PM

I had a 72' 357 Ruger Blackhawk for this ordeal. I also have a mint M1 Grand. Maybe I should start grabbing that when this happens next time. Hence the ADT. LoL.

The M1 is the most fun gun to ever take to a shooting range. Everyone comes over and wants to pull the trigger and I let them most the time.

Both are from my late grandfather. They are my most prized possessions and worth a good chunk.

**Buzz** · 10-07-2016, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hamwallet

I had a 72' 357 Ruger Blackhawk for this ordeal. I also have a mint M1 Grand. Maybe I should start grabbing that when this happens next time. Hence the ADT. LoL.

The M1 is the most fun gun to ever take to a shooting range. Everyone comes over and wants to pull the trigger and I let them most the time.

Both are from my late grandfather. They are my most prized possessions and worth a good chunk.

Shoot the fridge and ask questions later, it's the only way.

Hamwallet · 10-07-2016, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz

Shoot the fridge and ask questions later, it's the only way.

I agree. Anything that's not my pet should be slayed when the alarm goes off while in a drunken slumber.

cosmo20002 · 10-08-2016, 01:39 AM

Thread title is false.

Mrs. Loopner · 10-08-2016, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hamwallet

FYI the cat is just fine. He did however lose his claws and is resting on my bed.

So your fine pussy's laying on the bed and she can't get her hooks in you

Hamwallet · 10-08-2016, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Thread title is false.

Hahaha. Love ya buddy outside of the crapfest place that shall not be mentioned.

10-06-2016, 11:06 PM
Hamwallet Veteran Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Central Florida Casino cash: $-1540920	Kind of funny story Last week someone busted out my window in my kitchen while I was at work, I have ADT. I had to leave work early and rush home to meet the cops. New window, 3 years of paying 40 bucks a month minus the $600 window I had to replace. It paid itself off. Could have cleaned me out. So after the hockey game at sprint center I got got home pretty sideways and passed out around 11pm. 4am my alarm goes off, I jump out of bed buck naked and grab my 357. Phone rings, "ADT, is everything OK?" Me "Hang tight, if you hear anything loud it's not." So I am walking around my house naked with a gun in one hand and talking to a ADT chick on my phone. My new cat is hanging from the curtain swaying back and forth and it set my motion sensor off in my living room. That's my story.
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10-07-2016, 09:56 PM	#17
Hamwallet Veteran Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Central Florida Casino cash: $-1540920	I had a 72' 357 Ruger Blackhawk for this ordeal. I also have a mint M1 Grand. Maybe I should start grabbing that when this happens next time. Hence the ADT. LoL. The M1 is the most fun gun to ever take to a shooting range. Everyone comes over and wants to pull the trigger and I let them most the time. Both are from my late grandfather. They are my most prized possessions and worth a good chunk.
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10-08-2016, 01:39 AM	#20
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