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**Rain Man** · 03:10 PM

My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler.

My spoiler for you.

Spoiler!

The article

Spoiler!

On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown.

By The Rolla Daily News Reports - [email protected]
On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The state pageant was held at the Cowan Civic Center in Lebanon. There were 22 contestants who participated in the event which included a private interview, fashion runway, and evening gown competitions. The goal of the organization is to provide personal and professional opportunities for young women across the country. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. “I am honored to have been chosen as Miss Missouri Junior High School America 2017. One of my goals is to visit each veterans home in Missouri and play the piano for the veterans. This is something I have been doing at the St. James Veterans Home and the veterans, their families, and employees are all very supportive and encouraging.” Abilene is a member of the St. James 7th grade girls basketball team and Team Blackout 2022. She is a straight A student and enjoys hunting, fishing, skiing, playing the piano, and singing in the St. James Middle School Honor Choir. Throughout the next year she will be traveling across the state of Missouri making appearances and speaking on behalf of the national platform BRAVE (Building Respect and Values for Everyone), an anti-bullying campaign. “To me the most important aspect of BRAVE is that everyone deserves respect regardless of their differences and I’m excited to share that message.”

Abilene and her new sister queens, Miss Missouri High School America - Danielle Stanfield, and Miss Missouri Collegiate America - Holly Sprow, will represent the state of Missouri at the national competition in Little Rock Arkansas in July of 2017.

ThaVirus · 11-21-2016, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Homosexual^^^^

Doesn't think 11 year old is "pretty", must be homosexual

PunkinDrublic · 11-21-2016, 03:07 PM

17 is legal in Texas. I feel fine.

**ptlyon** · 11-21-2016, 03:09 PM

She actually looks like Tiffany what's her name from Facts of Life

**Rain Man** · 11-21-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Wait - you live in Rolla? Oh man, that town is the worst. I know, I used to go there all the time growing up. The worst! At least she's there to look at.

I meant to say hometown paper, not local paper. Rolla was a fine place to grow up, but I prefer Denver now.

**Rain Man** · 11-21-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

17 is legal in Texas. I feel fine.

Not even close. She thinks 17 year olds are codgers.

saphojunkie · 11-21-2016, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

She actually looks like Tiffany what's her name from Facts of Life

Saved by the bell

**ptlyon** · 11-21-2016, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Saved by the bell

Er, yeah. Showing my age.

**loochy** · 11-21-2016, 03:20 PM

I'm not ashamed. She's hot.

DJ's left nut · 11-21-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah, that's just not what nature intended for that age range. Good for her, but ... that's not what nature intended.

I feel like nature intended for us to get eaten by a sabercat somewhere around 30 years old. That's why our joints fall to shit by 35; we just weren't built to last that long.

So if nature figured we'd get consumed by our 30s, then 12 seems like about the time it should start making girls hot.

Then again, nature is a cruel bitch sometimes so I'm not inclined to assign her benevolent motives at any point...

**Trivers** · 11-21-2016, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Wait - you live in Rolla? Oh man, that town is the worst. I know, I used to go there all the time growing up. The worst! At least she's there to look at.

Never saw a girl like that when I went to eng school in good old Rolla.

The high school girls were smart enough to stay away. 8 to 1 ratio of guys to girls. My senior year aerospace classes had 3 girls in 5 classes.

I was homecoming king one year and was embarrassed to be seen with the queen. (Of course, that was back when all I cared about was looks; now I'm matured.

)

Rolla..where men are men, women are few, and sheep are nervous.

**loochy** · 11-21-2016, 03:48 PM

They had to have mixed up their pictures and posted the wrong one with the article or something. That is NOT a 7th grader.

listopencil · 11-21-2016, 03:50 PM

It's a beauty pageant picture. This is the same hair/make-up that makes toddlers look like teens. If you found a normal pic of her she'd probably look like a cute little 12 year old that hit puberty early.

DomCasual · 11-21-2016, 03:50 PM

Just to put everyone's creepy thoughts into perspective, below is a picture of some of the girls against whom she competed. They, indeed, look like 7th graders.

11-21-2016, 03:52 PM

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**ptlyon** · 11-21-2016, 03:52 PM

Except the one on the far right, she's gonna have some yuge cans come senior year

11-21-2016, 02:47 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	A thread to make you feel like a disgusting pervert. My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler. My spoiler for you. Spoiler! She's in the seventh grade. What the heck are we feeding children these days? I mean, is that what a seventh grader looks like these days? The article Spoiler! On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. By The Rolla Daily News Reports - [email protected] On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The state pageant was held at the Cowan Civic Center in Lebanon. There were 22 contestants who participated in the event which included a private interview, fashion runway, and evening gown competitions. The goal of the organization is to provide personal and professional opportunities for young women across the country. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. “I am honored to have been chosen as Miss Missouri Junior High School America 2017. One of my goals is to visit each veterans home in Missouri and play the piano for the veterans. This is something I have been doing at the St. James Veterans Home and the veterans, their families, and employees are all very supportive and encouraging.” Abilene is a member of the St. James 7th grade girls basketball team and Team Blackout 2022. She is a straight A student and enjoys hunting, fishing, skiing, playing the piano, and singing in the St. James Middle School Honor Choir. Throughout the next year she will be traveling across the state of Missouri making appearances and speaking on behalf of the national platform BRAVE (Building Respect and Values for Everyone), an anti-bullying campaign. “To me the most important aspect of BRAVE is that everyone deserves respect regardless of their differences and I’m excited to share that message.” Abilene and her new sister queens, Miss Missouri High School America - Danielle Stanfield, and Miss Missouri Collegiate America - Holly Sprow, will represent the state of Missouri at the national competition in Little Rock Arkansas in July of 2017. Last edited by Rain Man; 11-21-2016 at 03:10 PM..
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