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Old 04-25-2023, 03:08 PM  
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Legal Crackdown on Sexual Expression Continues
So, turns out that you cannot catch a seagull, restrain it, and then rub one out while watching porn on your phone. I was unaware that this was against the law but as Fletch said, "There have been a lot of changes in the law." Remember this when you are making plans for this weekend. Also, I know that seagulls are quite rare in KC and the Midwest so many CPers might think this doesn't apply. The case does originate in the UK but I get the feeling that a court might not think it's a defense if you were planning on using a different bird.

No need to thank me for stopping anybody before they found out too late that this was against the law. I'm just trying to help.

Link is SFW but admittedly bizarre.

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...tured-seagull/
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Old 04-25-2023, 05:42 PM   #16
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Old 04-25-2023, 06:19 PM   #17
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Old 04-25-2023, 06:31 PM   #18
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What was that idiot thinking? All he had to do was say he identified as a lesbian seagull and he'd be scot free.
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Old 04-25-2023, 07:44 PM   #19
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Old 04-25-2023, 07:52 PM   #20
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Old 04-25-2023, 10:07 PM   #21
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I provide valuable legal advice to help to CPers struggling with the vagaries and permutations of the law, clarifying what can be a confusing question in an effort to help people avoid a mis-understanding with a reluctant seagull or over-enthusiastic law enforcement and this is how I am treated? My feelings are so hurt.
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But what about SeaChickens, I mean Joe SeaCicken is not going to like this! Like Joe and them have a thing going on now for several years!
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Back in the day when a Seagull would shit on my car, i'd catch him, tie him up in the basement and handle him Marsellus/Zed the Gimp style.

I guess that sort of behavior as frowned upon in this America. SMH.
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