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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:22 PM   #316
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:23 PM   #317
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:24 PM   #318
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Gross.

I could go out and and bag some fat chick tonight but....no thanks.

By the way, you're a cool n00b.
Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock. They so many times will try sooo hard to make you happy, that before you know it you're doing some fun, wild stuff.

Hot, arrogant girls think they can get whoever they want, and just phone it in. They think their p*ssy is a gift or something.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:24 PM   #319
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It's been rather inactive for some time.
My apologies. You appear to have taken the week off.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:25 PM   #320
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Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock. They so many times will try sooo hard to make you happy, that before you know it you're doing some fun, wild stuff.

Hot, arrogant girls think they can get whoever they want, and just phone it in. They think their p*ssy is a gift or something.
We may not look as good doing it, but if you've got a vivid imagination and the ability to close your eyes....
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:26 PM   #321
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My apologies. You appear to have taken the week off.
A week? Give me a ****ing break.

Aside from one EPIC FAIL date, I have been pretty much ignoring women for about three months now.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:27 PM   #322
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Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock.
I couldn't even get hard around one. No thanks.

Not to mention the sheer horror factor. And the mental scars.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:38 PM   #325
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We may not look as good doing it, but if you've got a vivid imagination and the ability to close your eyes....
I say ugly in the sense that most people think of it. But to me ugly is the self-entitled b*tches who think their p*ssy is a gift from God (as I said before).

Fat chicks are, well, fat. But that's okay. I'm no Abercrombie model myself. I'm not fat, but I'm short, pale and scrawny and that's actually worse for a guy than being thicker. Being imperfect oesn't mean you can't be fun to hang around, and it CERTAINLY doesn't mean you can't be amazing in bed. Like I said before, a lot of these bigger girls don't get nearly as msny chances to prove themselves, so when they get some action they do EVERYTHING they can to try and please the guy.

And eye contact is imperative. Closing your eyes is like not kissing.
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Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock. They so many times will try sooo hard to make you happy, that before you know it you're doing some fun, wild stuff.

Hot, arrogant girls think they can get whoever they want, and just phone it in. They think their p*ssy is a gift or something.
Hot girls with self esteem problems --- jackpot.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:42 PM   #328
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And eye contact is imperative. Closing your eyes is like not kissing.
Are you sure you're a guy? I thought only women felt this way.
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I think a lot of it for me is psychological. A fat chick tried to force herself on me once.
I think you're letting America's stereotype of the the worthy chick guide you.

How do you know you don't like sleeping with fat chicks? It's like saying you don't like eating something whenever you've never tried it. There are lots of disgusting looking foods that taste great. And vice versa.
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