Misc A social Commentary by Iowanian - Page 3

**Iowanian** · 09:45 AM

In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.

Pants · 03-02-2005, 01:52 PM

sitting on a tiolet
pushing really hard
please come out already
dear 12-inch turd

mister 12-inch poo
won't be going easy
forming big ol' horse-shoe
leaving me so dizzy

there goes my baby
floating oh so gaily
time to flush the monster
get the big ol' plunger

**Iowanian** · 03-02-2005, 01:53 PM

0 4 Free Agents
Material for this thread
Good Luck in 'Zona

**Iowanian** · 03-02-2005, 01:55 PM

Splatter up my back
Didn't see the Lid was down
Shoes filling also

Pants · 03-02-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Splatter up my back
Didn't see the Lid was down
Shoes filling also

**Baby Lee** · 03-02-2005, 02:04 PM

"Play Doh Fun Bucket"
Not so fun at 'wanian's house
Only color, brown.

Pants · 03-02-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

"Play Doh Fun Bucket"
Not so fun at 'wanian's house
Only color, brown.

Why is this thread so funny?

cookster50 · 03-02-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Why is this thread so funny?

Because poop sells, everyone knows that.

**Iowanian** · 03-02-2005, 04:03 PM

Ode to the Impatient

No Free Agents Yet
Carl Still On his vacation
He can Suk mah baows

**Iowanian** · 03-09-2005, 02:05 PM

The Brown Noise, Part POO: the Spattering:

Its 30 minutes after lunch,
I just thought you should know.
I'm squirming here atop my chair
About to face my well known Foe.

People Look in wonder
and its only the beginning
About to chip some moellers
Busted teeth from Brutal Gritting

Union Meeting Crowded line
No more stopping my behind.
I take me seat and grab a grip
Screw the union, Let it rip.

Explosive recoil,
thunder rolls
Art work Formed
inside the Bowl

I make no claim of value
What this master piece is worth
if it hadn't been half water
It'd be like giving birth

It might seem strange to look,
This one gave me the sweats.
but the spatter in that bowl right there
looks like our friend Bob Gretz

**Iowanian** · 03-09-2005, 02:12 PM

Oh...but It does.

I'm not going that far for your entertainment though.

Hoover · 03-09-2005, 02:14 PM

We already have 30 threads about stupid shit, Ban this terd!

Hoover · 03-09-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

But, this is poetic shit!

Opps my bad

bogie · 03-09-2005, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's called toiletry.

This made me laugh again.

**Iowanian** · 03-09-2005, 04:22 PM

Someone Find a fan
wanian Broke wind again
Open the Window

chiefs4me · 03-09-2005, 05:24 PM

I passed by this thread 15 times or more......oh why did I have to stop and read it.....

03-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	A social Commentary In a meeting, Up in front, A gurgle happens in my gut. Sensation growing, moving down Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown. Pinching cheeks with all my might Hope to God the Seals' tight. If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki. Presentation, finish quick The smell escapes, makes people sick. No I can't take any questions Must go deal with Indigestion. Throwing People out of my way, they'll be sorry if I stay. Run for bathroom Doing fine, Grab A stall, thank God no Line. Explosion Happens, volume triples Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple? I made it through, and tamed this beast Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief. Into room They come, as Toilet Drains, As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame. Last edited by Iowanian; 06-28-2007 at 09:45 AM..
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03-02-2005, 01:52 PM	#31
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03-02-2005, 01:53 PM	#32
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03-02-2005, 01:55 PM	#33
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Splatter up my back Didn't see the Lid was down Shoes filling also
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03-02-2005, 02:04 PM	#35
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03-02-2005, 04:03 PM	#38
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03-09-2005, 02:05 PM	#39
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	The Brown Noise, Part POO: the Spattering: Its 30 minutes after lunch, I just thought you should know. I'm squirming here atop my chair About to face my well known Foe. People Look in wonder and its only the beginning About to chip some moellers Busted teeth from Brutal Gritting Union Meeting Crowded line No more stopping my behind. I take me seat and grab a grip Screw the union, Let it rip. Explosive recoil, thunder rolls Art work Formed inside the Bowl I make no claim of value What this master piece is worth if it hadn't been half water It'd be like giving birth It might seem strange to look, This one gave me the sweats. but the spatter in that bowl right there looks like our friend Bob Gretz Last edited by Iowanian; 03-09-2005 at 05:14 PM..
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03-09-2005, 02:12 PM	#40
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Oh...but It does. I'm not going that far for your entertainment though.
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03-09-2005, 02:14 PM	#41
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03-09-2005, 04:22 PM	#44
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03-09-2005, 05:24 PM	#45
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I passed by this thread 15 times or more......oh why did I have to stop and read it.....
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