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Old 08-18-2005, 12:21 PM  
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So guess where I woke up this morning.......
.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

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Old 08-18-2005, 02:40 PM   #31
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:40 PM   #32
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:43 PM   #33
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:43 PM   #34
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That's just.............well..............it's just a great reminder to wear sunscreen.

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Old 08-18-2005, 03:57 PM   #35
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:57 PM   #36
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If I'm not mistaken, that girl in the picture is from the greater Boston area. I was in Boston not too long after an accident like that happened. Very sad story.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:21 PM   #37
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I once dropped a buddy of mine off at a different friends house one time and he didn't want to sleep in their house I guess so he walks around the parking lot looking for my car and he found a silver grand am that looked kinda like the one I drive and the doors were unlocked so he passes out in that car and in the morning some chick comes to her car and finds my friend sleeping in her car! he told me about that and I still give him $hit for it!
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:16 PM   #38
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:24 PM   #39
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Damn, dude... the curse is ov-ah... no need to get wicked pissed like that. Think, bro.
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:27 PM   #40
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:36 PM   #41
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:48 PM   #42
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:26 PM   #43
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:46 PM   #44
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:48 PM   #45
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