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Old 02-17-2006, 10:40 PM  
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Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint!
We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe.

Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes.

Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:25 PM   #31
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In the big picture, this is me supporting the weight of the world while other people try to kick me in the groin.

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Old 02-18-2006, 01:46 PM   #32
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When I was 8 years old, my brother and I were playing golf in the front yard. I had come back with an armful of golf balls and dropped them by my brother when he took a practice swing and hit me next to my left eye thus shattering my skull and left me hospitalized for a few weeks.
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:47 PM   #33
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:48 PM   #34
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When I was 8 years old, my brother and I were playing golf in the front yard. I had come back with an armful of golf balls and dropped them by my brother when he took a practice swing and hit me next to my left eye thus shattering my skull and left me hospitalized for a few weeks.
This explains a lot.
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:53 PM   #35
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This explains a lot.

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Old 02-18-2006, 01:54 PM   #36
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:10 PM   #37
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I tried to make a picture but it sucked horribly.
I broke my ankle and tore ligments in it playing bball once. I have horrible arthritis in it now and pops all the time.
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:16 PM   #38
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This may be the best thread evah!

I'm worried about Big Daddy's no genitalia rule though
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:26 PM   #39
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I tried to make a picture but it sucked horribly.
I broke my ankle and tore ligments in it playing bball once. I have horrible arthritis in it now and pops all the time.
You suck at this game.
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:31 PM   #40
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This friend of mine, who was a bouncer, was breaking up a fight outside the bar in OPKS one night and I went in to help him. When he heard me running up he turned around and clocked me before I knew anything was happening. Ended up breaking my arm when I hit the pavement.
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:35 PM   #41
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Here's when I stabbed myself trying to cut a watermelon
Were you really that happy that you cut yourself with a knife? I don't think that was the right face. I don't know about you, but I think most of the human race when they cut themselves aren't smiling at the result of the cut. Unless they were drunk or tripping on acid or something.
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:41 PM   #42
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I tried to make a picture but it sucked horribly.
I broke my ankle and tore ligments in it playing bball once. I have horrible arthritis in it now and pops all the time.
heh!
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:45 PM   #43
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Unless they were drunk or tripping on acid or something.
probably both
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:50 PM   #44
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I was 4 or 5 years old screwing around on my dad's boat trailer when I fell through it and my chin hit the non skid. It was that kind of hardened tar type non-skid that come to a point every few inches. Ripped my chin open, needed stitches.
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