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| Extremely common first name & extremely rare last name, e.g., John Legomteranian or Jim Werxyz |
   
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10 | 26.32% |
| Extremely common first name & extremely common last name, e.g., Tom Smith or James Williams. |
  
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7 | 18.42% |
| Extremely rare first name & extremely rare last name, e.g., Zebo Boostaquer or Harmentious Storg |
  
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7 | 18.42% |
| Extremely rare first name & extremely common last name, e.g., Arglemion Smith or Fum Johnson. |
  
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5 | 13.16% |
| I would prefer to not have a name at all. It's a privacy thing. |
  
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1 | 2.63% |
| We should be allowed to change our names whenever we want. |
  
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2 | 5.26% |
| I don't think Arglemion is a rare name. |
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6 | 15.79% |
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A poll on names
What type of name would you most prefer, assuming that the poll choices were the only choices?
You may assume that all names are your preference of being either reflective of your own cultural heritage or generic "American" names that are racially and culturally neutral, to the extent that is possible. (I realize that my very assumption is somewhat racist since I defaulted to "white European" names. I'm not sure how to phrase it in a non-Eurocentrist way, though, so you'll just have to deal with it.) Wait for the poll. Wait for it. Waaaaaaait for it. Waaaaaaaait... |
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Just don't spell it funny..... a lifetime of torture for the person owning that "cute" name.
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Here is a list of names from the Car Talk Guys.
http://www.cartalk.com/content/about...s/credits.html Car Talk's Official Staff Credits Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs Aegean Caterer Sue Flockey Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office Dasha Chekhov Accounts Receivable Supervisor from the Mumbai Office Vishnu Payup Adopted Son from Sweden Bjorn A. Payne Diaz Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit Air-Quality Monitor Carmine Dioxide Air Traffic Controller Ulanda U. Lucky Airline Reservation Manager Will Price Randomly Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor Rush Inuit Alignment Inspector Lou Segusi Alternative Fuel Consultant Amanda Livering Cole Anger Management Coach Kirsten Hollered Anger Management Consultant Joanne Slowburner Animal Control Officer Turner Luce Appalachian Chef Everett Possum Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner Appetizer Coordinator Barbara Ganush Appointment Secretary Stu Earley Appointment Secretary II Amadeus O. Early Arbitration Expert Viola Fuss Art Critic Phyllis Steen Art Critic (2) Dot Snice Asphalt Contractor Luciano Pavearoadi Assertiveness Training Coach Lois Steem Assistant Customer Care Representive Kurt Reply Asst. Directors of Computer Services Sy Burnett and Sy Quest Assistant Director of Moral Support Hugo Gurll Assistant to our Make Up Artist Gladys Radio Assistant Director of Strategic Planning Kent C. Detrees Assistant Disciplinarian Joaquin D'Planque Asst. Fleet Manager Lisa Carr Asst. Transportation Coordinator Orson Buggy Astoturf Installer Nomar Wheaton Attorney General Janet Torino Attorney General in charge of Tobacco Settlements Hubert H. Humvee II Audience Counter Hugh Wake Audience Estimator Adam Illion Audience Response Analyst Luke Warm Australian Tour Guide Joaquin Matilda Auto-Body Expert James Bondo Automotive Finishes Consultant Rusty Steele Automotive Medical Researcher Dr. Denton Fender Automotive Registrar Megan Model Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush Back Seat Driver Veronica Lizzioncourse Back Seat Driver (2) Mischa Turnov Bail Bond Provider Freida Gogh Band Leader Sasha Noyes Banker, Car Talk Plaza Poker Games Nikolai Putin Bathroom Tile Installer Lotta Bullnose Bean Counter Ed Amame Bedtime Storyteller Juan Zapata Behavior Consultant Wyatt B. Hoovesia Biblical Scholar Vera Lee Isay Big Band Leader Juan Anatou Blues Coordinator Mahamadan Ptolemy Bob Dylan Specialist I. Shelby Released Bolt Tightener Tilda Plierslip Boston Funeral Director Hadley Newham Bowling Coach Menachem Down Brake Adjuster Schlomo Quigley Breathalyzer Administrator Eureka Garlic British Cutlery Specialist Sir Irving Spoon British Doorman Isaiah Olchap Brother in the Military Major Payne-Diaz Boston Traffic Director Laura Biden Budget Director Sasha Titus Bunji Jumping Instructor Hugo First Butler in Car Talk's Scotland Division Angus MacCoatup Broadcast Philosopher Phillip Airtime Business Forecaster Luigi Bord Cabinet Maker L. Ron Cupboard Caffeine Addiction Counselor Bruno Moore Car Stereo Installer Carlos Antenna Car Talk Bouncer Euripedes Ibreakayourface Car Talk Ice Rink Manager Sam Boney Car Talk Opera Critic Barbara Seville Celebrity Consultants Richard Gere-Oil, Mick Jaguar Chairman, Federal Lubrication Board Alan Greasepan Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff John Shall-I-Pop-a-Wheelie Chairman, Math Dept. Horatio Algebra Chairman of our Southern Literature Department Amos Reid Chairman, Oral History Dept. Ira Caull Chairman, Staff Physics Dept. Victor Analysis Chairman, Underemployment Study Group Art Majors Chicken Soup Provisioner Kent Hoyt Chief Accountant Candace B. Rittenoff Chief Benefactor Myra Chunkle Chief Estimator Edward James Almost Chief Information Officer Otto Delupe Chief Justice Harry Mental, aka Judge Mental Chief Legal Counsel Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe Chief Negotiator Bernadette Bridge Chief of Stadium Seating for the Olympics Wayne Back Chief Procrastinator Juan Menudo Chief Procrastinator, Paris Office Jacques Hughes Chief Procurement Officer Emma Chizzit Chief of Tire Technology Yessir Itsaflat Child Care Provider A. Hugh Nokitov Child Development Expert Dr. Benjamin Spark Child Transportation Specialist Minnie Van Driver Children's Menu Adviser Bea Ferrone Children's Music Programmer Al Lowetta Children's Sleepover Coordinator Amos Muhmahmi Cigar Smoke Monitor Anna Paulina Roma Class Valedictorian Sidney Furst Rowe Cleanliness Inspector Adolph Deflor Climate Change Monitor Jillian Here Clock Watcher Colette O'Day Clothing Designer Hugh Jass Co-Chairmen of Apathy Study Group Ben Thayer, Don Thatt Collections Specialist Colin Duboise Collision Repair Specialist Jesse "The Body Shop" Ventura Commencement Speaker Gladys Overwith Communications Director George Stayontopothis Communications Director II Noam Sayin Compassion Coordinator Ophelia Paine Complaint Line Operator Xavier Breath Computer Hardware Specialist C. Colin Backslash Conductor Emeritus, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra Sludgy Ozawa Conductor, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra Philip Harmonic Conflict Resolution Specialist Hugo Origo Conflict Resolution Specialist Yvonne Apeesamey Congressional Lobbyists Orrin Hatchback, Dan Rustencarski, Paul Simonize, B. F. Gingrich Conservative Political Commentator Eileen Tudor-Wright Conspiracy Theorist Nadia Belimi Construction Manager Dustin Dubree Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program Cody Pendant Coordinator of Summer Visits to the Inlaws Don Juan-Gogh Copyright Attorney Pat Pending Corporate Spokesperson Hugh Lyon Sack Crash Tester Hope Anna Prayer Creative Director Drew A. Blank Credit Counselor Max Stout Criminal Justic Expert Lauren Order Cruise Activity Planner Eton Doolittle Curator of Dionne Warwick Studies Isiah Lilprair Curator of our French Armanents Exhibit Brittany Spears Curator of Tom's Car Collection Rex Galore Customer Car Care Representative Haywood Jabuzoff Customer Credit Officer Noah Wayne Hellman Customer Greeter Mel Pugh Day Old Seafood Chef Amelia Loos Daylight Savings Time Manager Konrad Adenauer Customer Service Representative from London Office Sir Leo Mann Defense Attorney Justin Volk V Defense Attorney II Heronimus B. Blind Defense Attorney III Donnatella Dicoppas Defense Attorney IV Gil T. Azell Defense Dept. Consultant Major Error Dental Hygienist Ginger Vitis Dermatologist for Teenagers Don Pickett Desi Arnaz Biographer Ike Arumba Dessert Chef Tyra Meesu Dessert Menu Planner Eaton Flanagan Director of Accounts Payable Bill Shredder Director of Allergy Research Theresa Pollinating Director of Alpine Choir O. Leo Lahey Director of Automotive Security Boris Karlarm Director, Automotive Recycling Center (aka Junkyard) Ricardo Dismantleban Director of Cadillac Steering Toulouse Toutrack Director of The Car Talk Psychic Network La Toyota Jackson Designer of Casual Clothing Line Noh Tie, Woo! Director of Catering Russell Upsumgrub Director of Clandestine Meetings Ron DesVue Director of Cold Weather Starting Martina Neverturnover Director of Computer Diagnostics Gus O'Genn Director of Computer Services Dot Matrix Director of Congressional Funding Fred Knott Director of Country Music Stan Beyerman Director of Deep Sea Research Marianna Trench Director of Delicate Electronics Repair Anita Hammer Director of Desert Food Supplies Sandy Berger Director of Elder Affairs Al Takaka Director of E-mail Responses Peggy Flaming Director of Employee Loyalty Program Upton Leftus Director of Ethics & Honesty U. Lyon Sack Director of Firestone Tire Recalls Ivana Michelin Director of Gender Studies Amanda B. Reckondwyth Director of Global Warming Nomar Winter Director of Grad Student Transportation Iona Heap Director of Guaranteed Repeat Business Lucinda Boltz Director of High-Speed Impact Studies Ricardo Montana-Bahn Director of Italian Traffic Enforcement Noah U. Turna Director of Intensive Care Unit (The Picabo ICU) Picabo Street Director of Jamaican Baseball Operations Reggae Jackson Director of Japanese Cooling Systems Emperor Overhito Director of Latin American Shameless Commerce Chico Maniorda Director of Listener Support Noah Fundrive Director of Lubrication Olive Presser Director of Luxury Car Horns Toney Blare Director of Long-Range Strategic Planning Kay Sera Director of Monopoly Policy Juan Moorehouse Director of New Product Repair Warren T. Mifutt Director of Nutritional Supplements Rose Hips Director of Pavlovian Research Isabelle Ringing Director of Pedestrian Operations Carless Castenada Director of Photography Len Scapon Director of Positive Reinforcement A. Kurt Nod Director of Pollution Control Maury Missions Director of Purchasing Lois Bidder Director of Puzzler Answer Luxury Gift Reception Donatella Debois Directors of Quality Control Les Thomas and Nomar Raymond Director of Red Sox Themed Upholstery Nomar Car-seat-repairer Director of Roadway Resurfacing Sylvia Pottholi Director of Russian Rust Protection Yevgeny Primercoat Director of Speed Bumps Slow-Me-Down Milosevic Director of Sports Information Linus Scrimmage Director of Staff Pay Increases Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von Thinkett!) Director of Standard Time Red Auerbach Director of Sycophantic Activities Eileen Yorway Director of Three  Studies Lee EyeapokaDirector of Top Secret Strategy Donatello Nobatti Director of Unsolicited Advice H. Ross Peugeot Director of Upward Mobility in Eastern Europe Zbigniew Chrysler Director of Warm-Weather Programming Sumner Reruns Disciplinarian Don Fuller Round Disgruntled Massage Therapist Ophelia Self Distant Cousin in Mexico City Jaime Royal Payne Diaz Divorce Attorney Carmine Nottyors Document Security Expert from Jamaica Euripedes Upmann Dog Trainer Don Chase Katz Dope Slap Administrator Thad Hertz Dougie's Live-in Fashion Improvement Coach Noah Vale Downsizing Consultant Candace Guy Drug Trials Specialist Placebo Domingo Drycleaner Preston Creases Dyslexic Rock and Roll Music Critic Roland Rock East Asian Used Car Expert Alexander Soldyernissan Ebay Specialist Selma Junkoff Electronics Technician Sammy Conductor Elocution Coach Richard Shun (aka Dick) Elvis Impersonator Amal Shookup Emergency Humor Hotline Operator Joe Klein Emergency Preparedness Director Ron Lykell Emergency Room Physician Henrietta Badclam Emissions Tester Justin Hale VII (I, II,III, IV, V, VI may they RIP) Empathy Coach Enzo Watt Employee Morale Boosters Phil Lacrap and his brother Luke Lacrap Employee Orientation Specialist Trudy Gauntlet Employee Refrigerator Monitor Carmen Dating Employee Terminator Laura Deboom Engine Cooling Systems Manager Jean Claude Air Damme Evasive Driving Instructor Vera Bruptly Executive Coach Russell Papus Executive Washroom Attendant Eustace Stahl Exercise Guru Liza Round Exhaust Manifold Specialist Manny Burns Express Oil Change Provider Joaquin Joaquout Fact Checker Ella Fynoe Fact Checker, Mexico City Office C.S. Verdad Fashion Consultant Natalie Attired Fashion Improvement Coach Noah Vale Father-in-Law Liason Royal Payne Diaz Feng Shui Consultant in Mumbai Rhea Rangit Financial Forecaster Lou Gubrious Fleet Maintenance Manager Renata Oil Fleet Manager Oscar de la Rental Food Taster Howard M. Burgers Footwear Consultant Susan Shocks 401 K Advisor Hugh Don Wannano French Automotive Liaison Maurice Chevrolet French Child Care Coordinator Gerard Diaperdoo French Dogwalker Poupon Degrasse French Ford Expedition Driver Henri Rependent French Vacation Specialist April Lynn Parris Gambling Addiction Counselor Althea Andrasia Gastroenterologist Cameron Diaz Genetic Counselor in Rome Donna Maria Eucuzzin German Interpreter Axel Hausen Golf and Wine Correspondent Litre Vino Golf Pro Putnam Daily Gospel Choir Director Colin Response Graduation Coordinators Val and Dick Torian Grammar Consultant I.M. Shirley Wright Greek Driving Instructor Adjustes Miros Greek Insurance Estimator Costa Grand Guest Accommodations The Horseshoe Road Inn Guide to Rapid Sun Tanning Les Block Gum Surgeon Perry O'Dontal Hair I.M. Mr. Gigi Hair Color Consultant Dewey R. Donti Head of Alterations Toulouse Toulong Head of Covert Operations Dinah Tell Head of Bldgs. & Grounds Moe D'Lawn Head of Division of Threat Assessment Ewen Whadarmy Head of Front Desk Security Constance Noring Head of Personal Security C. Howie Run Head of Security Barb Dwyer Head of our Organ Donation Program Olivia McColon Heads of Parts Dept. Al Lloyd Wheel, Constance Velocity Head of Used Car Purchasing Ewell B. Hoffinett Head of Watersports Marketing Selma Kayak Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon Help Desk Coordinator Dan Difino Help Line Coordinators Kara Lott-Knott, Don Bothermy Holiday Decoration Specialist Aretha Holley Holiday Wardrobe Consultant Don Weenau Horsepower Consultant Mr. Ed Hospitality Director Doris Shutt In-house Literary Critic Al Ligori In-law Hospitality Provider Emile Endicott Insurance Agent Heidi Ductible Interior Decorator Perry Winkle Interpretive Dance Instructor Tristan Schaut Inventory Manager Mandalit Del Bar-Code Iraqi Sales Director Aziz Nowarranty Italian Conflict Resolution Specialists Hugh and Mia Donnagria Italian Governess Donna Day Evvalurn International Lubrication Experts C.V. Boutros Boutros Gali and Fidel Castrol Japanese Chef Benny Honda Jazz Music Coordinator Bertha Deblues Jeep Driver Jocelyn De Contents Jewelry Appraiser Golda Myear Jump Starting Expert Stan Wellback Keeper of Bell Tower (Hatchback of Notre Dame) Quasi Automotive Latin American Bullfighting Specialist Gordon Diaz Latin American Trade Representative Noah Comprenday Layoff Counselor Harry Verderchi Lay Off Counselor II Oscar Lavista Leader of The Former Peugeot Dealers of America Support Group Eustace L. Emmons Leo Tolstoy biographer: Warren Peace Author of Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace Liaison to the British Isles Isaiah Oldchap Liaison to the Space Program Roger Houston Liaison Officer to Volvo & Renault Bjorne Toulouse Libel Defense Director in Tokyo Sosumi Areti Lighting Expert Shanda Lear Literary Critics Ernest & Julio Hemingway Loan Officer I.O. Silver Local News Reporter Phil Mataleven Locksmith Ernest & Eustace Nailfile Long-Distance Truck Driver Etienne Wheeler Loss Prevention Associate Natasha D'Merchandise Lost Luggage Tracker Lester Carey Lottery Ticket Coordinator Jason Rainbows Lug Nut Specialist Tad Tolouse Luxury Accomodations Provider Tony Diggs Manager of Automotive Accessories Francis Ford Cupholda Manager of Car Talk Capital Depreciation Fund Les Ismore Manager of Cartalk.Com Cy Burnett Manager, Car Talk Listeners Rebate Program Wendy Pigsfly Manager, Donkey Based Video Equipment Cameron Diaz Manager of Employee Refrigerator Carmen Dating Manager of the Weekly Shrimp Buffet Sheldon Deveigned Marine Biologist Frieda Wales Marriage Counselor Marion Haste Martial Arts Trainer Anita Degroin Mechanic's Assistant Hannah Twomey Ralph Kramden Impersonator Mohammed Ahamana Hamana Montana Traffic Law Director Hugh Jim Bissell Mortgage Loan Consultant Nora Lenderbee Mother-in-Law Liason Stella Payne Diaz Moving Van Driver Carrie Desofa Museum Guide Desdamona Lisa Music Director Mel F. Lewis Musical Director Donna E. Mobile Musical Theater Critic from the Bombay Office Jaswant Singh Natural History Curator Willie Mammoth New-Employee Training Program Ewell Flounder New York-based Dispute Settlement Coordinator Hugh Talkinamee Nomadic Studies Roman Hunt Nutrition Consultants Eaton Wright and Liven Good New Truck Reviewer Zbigniew Rigg Night Club Manager Don Kashane Wine Snob Noah Merle Low Official Football Widow Eliza Decouch Office Ice Cream Taster Nora Morse Official Spokesperson Howie Vasive Official Spokesperson Lou Scannon Ornithologist in Training Luke A. Boyd Our Chief Negotiator Nicole Anne Dime Our DNA Researcher Gene Hackman Overnight Bus Driver Borden Drousy Overseer of Florida Voting Practices Emmanuel Recount Parking Attendant Rick O'Shea Parking Garage Attendant Ray Zador Parole Officer Willy Bolt Parts Inventory Manager Wayne Debach Pastry Chef Edith Tu Pastry Chef II Buck Le Vaugh Paternity Suit Researcher Oren Jewison Pedestrian Advocate Jay Walker Pension Fund Manager Dot Comstock Periodontist Winston Paine Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa Personal Makeup Artist Bud Tuggli Personal Trainer Jim Shortz Petty Cash Auditor Dave Reckoning Philosopher Wanda Y. Datso Photographer F. Stop Fitzgerald Physical Therapist Eustace Kane Physics Graduate Student Laura Vernersha Plastic Surgeon Fay Slift Podcast Reviewer Kent Stan de Noyes Poet Laureate Robert Defrost Political Consultant Mark Iavelli Political Consultant II Paul C. Wonk PowerPoint Producer Boris Tadeff PR Director Bea Esser Practical Joke Evaluator Odessa Goodwyn Practical Joke Specialist Dietrich Iznotulaff Prayer Coach Denise Hurt Pre-show Caterers Giardia Brothers President, Car Talk Hair Club for Men Emerson Fittibaldie (he's also a client) President, Disgruntled Hatchback Owners Club Ivana Trunk Press Secretary Don B. Zonozi Producer's Office, Furnished by Rick Kleiner Proof Reader Erin Spelling Proprietor of Car Talk's men clothing store Euripedes Eumenedes Pseudonym Consultant Norm De Plume Public Opinion Pollster Paul Murky of Murky Research Puerto Vallarta Transmission Specialist Synchro de Mayo Public Appearances Coordinator Ida Klein Puzzler Tester Otis S. Hard Race Team Driver Andy Zoff Rafting Guide Euphrates Rapids Ranch Foreman Hyman Oldcowhand Ratings Analysis Specialist Rita Menweip Recently Discovered Uncle from Warsaw Zbigniew Payne Diaz Receptionist Sedona Tush Regional Director, Atlanta Frank Lee Scarlett Registered Mail Manager Kent B. Goode Reincarnation Expert Diana Comeback Reluctant Film Editor Francis Ford Cupholda Rental Property Manager Ulysses Up Rental Property Manager Condoleeza B. Broken Repair Cost Consultant Bill M. Moore Repo Agent Carmine Now Restroom Attendants Trudy Door & Donna Hall Retractable Antenna Tester Benton Broke Rock and Roll Historian Bruce Wade Hughes Rocket Scientist Chet Propeld Rollerblading Instructor Landon McKeester Roman History Buff Vinnie V. Divici Route Planner Oliver D. Map Rumanian Emissions Tester Vlad the Inhaler Russian-American Hesitation Specialist Anita Putin Newkarb Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov Russian Intern Igor Beaver Russian Vacation Specialist Ivana Veekoff Safari Planner Sarah Anne Getty Safety Officers Mort & Fay Tality Sales Director Aziz Nowarranty Sales Motivation Coach Norman Vincent Pealeout Satellite Radio Critic Candace B. Sirius Scout Leader Lawson D. Woods Seafood Provisioner Howard E. Oysters Seat Cushion Tester Mike Easter Seating Consultant Rush Lumbar Second Shift Meteorologist Claudio Vernight Secretary of Pain Relief Les Aspirin Secretary of Halogen Headlamps Made-A-Lane Allbright Secretary of Photographic Reproduction Fresh Prince Self Defense Instructor Nina Cahones Self Esteem Coach Mia Culpa Senior Accountant from the Paris Office Count De Monet Senior Citizen Driving Instructor Tonya Blinkeroff Senior Ornithologist Seymour Robbiins Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor Pat McCann Sexual Harassment Trainer, Frankfurt Office Hans T. Josef Shop Foreman Luke Bizzy Shop Foreman II Constance Ubervision Short Order Cook Burt Toast Sidewalk Clothing Vendor Chip Pentz Singing Urologist Urethra Franklin Sleep Clinic Operator Betty Bayh Sleepy LaBeef Ticket Procurer Caldwell Ahead Solicitor of New Ideas Obie Quiet Soloists Kerry Oki, Victor Yugo Spanish Gerontologist Senor Moment Special Liaision to the California Energy Commission Tanya Lightov Speech Pathologist Peter Aftermey Speechwriter Audrey Marx Spiritual Counselor Miss Dolly Lama Spiritual Counselors Zeke and Ewell Find Sportsmanship Coach Ivan Youlose Staff Activities Coordinator Dewey Hafta Staff Acupuncturist O. Howard Hertz Staff Advisor Judy Cyde Staff Alpinist Arianna Topyet Staff Archivist Bernadette File Staff Author Four-Door Dostoevski Staff Barber Buzz Wazleftov Staff Bicycle Tester Maya Certz Staff Bikini Waxer Harry Mouval Staff Butler, from the Car Talk Bombay Division Mahatma Coat Staff Bouncer Euripedes Ibrakauface Staff Carburetor Expert Leslie Stahl Staff Cardiologist Angie O'Plasty Staff Cat Feeder Ken Opener Staff Caterer Edith Ann Weepe Staff Chaperone Theresa Crowd Staff Chaplain Neil Down Staff Child Seat Tester Drew Lee Weiner Staff Chiropractor Winston Paine Staff Composers Gustav Muffler, Bela Cartok Staff Cooks Al Dente, Sal Monella Staff Copy Editor Adeline Moore Staff Dermatologist Ivan Offalitch Staff Dietician Norma Lee Chowen Staff Disciplinarian Les Stern Staff Disciplinarian II Tara Neuwon Staff Disciplinarian III Juan Demerritt Staff Dramatist Anton Chokeov Staff Fact Checker Neera Nuff Staff Forger Vera Similitude Staff Gastroenterologist Dr. Louis Stuhls Staff Geneticist Dr. Jean Poole Staff Geographer Lorraine, Alsace Staff Gigolo Spencer Cash Staff Gossip Columnist. Bud Inski Staff Grief Counselor Ariel Bummerman Staff Groper Manny Bumsfeldt Staff Historian Marsha Time Staff Intern Lois Rung Staff Intuitionist Ivan Inkling Staff Kitchen Designer Joaquin Freezer Staff Kleptomaniac Heidi Silver Staff Martini Mixer Oliver Twist Staff Mediator Sue First Staff Meteorologist Gail Storm Staff Meteorologist from New Delhi Luke Audavindo Staff Meteorologist from the Seattle Office Wayne Goaway Staff Morticians Barry L. Plotz Sven Didigo Staff Nutritionist Arlene Menu Staff Oral Historian Studds Tercel Staff Ornithologist, McMurdo Office Marcia De Penguins Staff Orthopedist Denise Hoyt Staff Physicist Moe Mentum Staff Promotions Director Anita Buttkiss Staff Psychologist Les Moody Staff Reporters Walter Windshield, Walter Crankcase Staff Sommelier Avery Goodyear Staff Snowplow Driver Frasier Tushov Staff Supervisor Mike Romanage Staff Temporary Housing Specialist Condo Leaser Rice Staff Urologist Willa Catheter Staff Urologist II Pete Shedille Standard Time Keeper Hans Auerbach Station Identification Coordinator Avery Haffenauer Statistician Marge Innovera Studio Repair Technician Sloan Cranky Summer Intern Gladys Overnow Suppliers of Insurance to Dewey, Cheetham and Howe C.F.I. Care Surf Reporter Cal Abunga Surgeon General C. Everett Koop DeVille Swedish Attorney Bjorn Liar Swedish Pessimist Gunnar D. Daysr Swimwear Designer C. Bigby Heinz Swing Dance Consultant Antonia Band-Era Table Saw Operator Les Digits Tactiturn Poet Kurt Rhymer Tailor Euripedes Imenedes Tax Consultant Lou Pole Teenage Daughter Sasha Royal Payne Dias Teenage Valet Lao Tse Parker Telephone Complaint Taker Opal Lease Telephone Solicitation Response Specialist Teresa Noboddihoum Termite Inspector Luke Underwood Timing Director Benjamin Not-Yet-You-Yahoo! Toastmaster Cy Gazunt Tom's Beard Cleaner Emile Initself Tommy's Front Yard Designer Roxanne Debris Tom's Personal Dating Coach Edna Bagg Tom's Other Dating Coach Annie Von Vildo Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach Haseen Benisi Tom's Personal Matchmaker Robin D'Craydell Little Dog of Payne-Diaz family Toto Payne Diaz Tour Leader Terry Incognito Town Car Rear Seat Passenger Ralph Oliver Town Criers Nina Clark and Alice Well Traffic Reporter U.B. Crawlin Transcriber Diana Boredom Transgender Studies Expert Ben Her Transportation Coordinator Rick Shaw Travel Agent Lois Faire Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere Travel Coordinator Althea Around Two Year Old Ariel Payne Diaz Undergarment Inspector I.C. London Urgent Response Coordinator Candace Waite Used Car Salesman Alexis Itznot Vehicle Preservation Specialist Cosmo Lean Videographer, Tel Aviv Office Schlomo Replay Visually Impaired Parking Lot Attendant Dale Neverknow Wardrobe Advisor Luke Howard Fitzhugh Wardrobe Assistant Joaquin Closet Wardrobe Consultant Natalie Attired Warrantee Claim Adjudicator Candace B. Rittenoff Weekend Excursion Planner Deepak Tumuch Windshield Wiper Replacement Team Ike and Zeke Leerly Windsurfing Instructor Eileen Windy Wine Taster from the Abu Dhabi Office Hassen Ben Sober Women's Hockey Team Miss Inga Tooth
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Heh. One of the few things I remember from the television series "V": the named one of the alien immigrants, "Sam Francisco."
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