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Old 01-02-2009, 09:04 AM  
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Oh My God.... Absinthe..... I'm lucky to be alive
I've been sitting on a bottle of ABSINTHE for a year and finally broke the seal New Years eve. This was the real stuff, straight from the cheq republic. Started a huge bon fire about 100 yards behind the house drank a couple of beers and then started to swig the Absinthe. Got to feeling good after a bit and then the next thing I know I'm trying desperately to crawl back to my truck. Jeesus Christ, I didn't even get a chance to enjoy the evening. I made it back to the house and fell through the front door and landed between the sofa and coffey table. Next thing I know its morning and as I awoke I remember thinking, DUH what happened. I stumbled to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The side of my head was plastered with mud,there were sticks in my hair and my right cheek was all bloody.

I'll NEVER EVER drink that shit again. Hell, I'm still dizzy two days later!
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:21 AM   #31
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The real stuff is powered by alcohol and opiate.
There are no opiates in Absinthe.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:26 AM   #32
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This was the real shit. It said 70 % on the bottle. I thought hell, that can't do too much damage. I'll just sip the bottle until I'm feeling good and then stop. My new puppy has a burn mark on his ass too. I wonder how it got there. Stupid dog.
where did you get it?
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:32 AM   #33
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where did you get it?
I got the dog at Gander Mountain, There was a guy in the parking lot selling AKC labs.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:57 AM   #34
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You dumbshit. That's not how you drink absinthe.

http://www.wikihow.com/Drink-Absinthe
That's what I was thinking.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:04 AM   #35
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i doubt he's got any wormwood in what he's got...I think he's buying into the hype
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:13 AM   #36
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It tasted really good. Kind of like liquorice.
blah tastes like the blackjack gum my mom used to pawn off on me.
hogfarmer you lightass, that shit is bunk. take a handfull of narcos nexttime. then you will get the full effect.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:16 AM   #37
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The real stuff is powered by alcohol and opiate.
No it isn't. It's pretty much the equivilant of drinking grain alcohol.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:19 AM   #38
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:25 AM   #39
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Pay attention. He was at home.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:26 AM   #40
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The other people on the road that night in your area thank you for being a complete ****ing idiot.

I already stated that I was on my OWN property. I never got on the road you dipshit!
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:45 AM   #41
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where did you get it?
IMO that Czech stuff tastes like windex. You can get some quality abstinthe in Oregon, I cant remember what its called, it started with a T I think.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:45 AM   #42
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:46 AM   #43
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Old 01-02-2009, 12:04 PM   #45
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Try reading the thread next time.
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