Life Advice Thread - Page 3

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 05-23-2009, 02:19 PM

I know that CP is usually great for advice…so for the first time here I am asking.

My friends and I are usually good for a solid session of ripping on one another. It’s constant, really, but nobody takes it too personally and we all genuinely care for each other's company and well being. But friendly banter is where it should end, IMO. Well two of my best friends who come over to my apartment a lot think it’s funny to **** with me. Basically, they like getting a reaction out of me. Usually it’s something lame, but they still get under my skin because I hate pranks. I don’t do pranks and they really piss me off. I don’t like chairs pulled from underneath me and I don’t like my room to be ****ed with. Somehow my reaction to pranks must be really funny because they **** with my room a lot. From hiding my laptop to moving furniture they’ve usually managed to piss me off without really going over the line. I let them know that they are disrespecting me, but I usually just leave it alone and they certainly don’t take me seriously. I’ve never wanted to blow things out of proportion. However, now I think they’ve crossed the line. I got word from my roommate today that my room has been painted pink and that there are stickers of dolphins ****ing placed all over my walls. I’ve been visiting my parents for the last week and I know that these two guys are involved and possibly one of my other roommates. It’s worthless to lock my room because a simple library card will get you in. These guys won’t buy beer unless it’s a 6-pack for themselves and consistently drink everyone else’s beer but they go out and buy paint to do this….it’s unreal to me. Really these are the cheapest bastards alive so I know they painted my room with the lowest quality available. If I’m going to have a pink room I’d at least like to enjoy a solid paint job. My first reaction was to get serious with them and let them know how pissed I am. I’m to the point where I would have no problems getting physical if they had a serious case of smart mouth. However, I think that may be an overreaction. I also don’t want to engage in a prank war because I will inevitably lose because I don’t exactly thrive on that type of shit. I was thinking maybe of going up early without them knowing and repainting the room on my own dollar and just ignoring them--- pretending it never happened. While Im sure this would infuriate them, Im not so sure they would stop pranking until I boiled over. Overall, how do I deal with this situation? I feel like I have been disrespected but maybe I’m just being an oversensitive, thin-skinned pussy. Is this a harmless joke that I should just roll with? I’m pretty positive that they will paint my room back without much trouble…but who knows. You can’t say get new friends because I’ve only got a handful of good ones and they also happen to be friends with my roommates.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-23-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemon_Pie

no

Ok I was just checking, because that would totally give your username a whole new meaning.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-23-2009, 03:10 PM

You were about to become Mr. Flopnuts' new little tart.

beach tribe · 05-23-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nstygma

Just dress up in all black with a mask, get a stun gun. catch them while they're asleep with a little non-lethal fun.

Yeah, paint their faces with mace. See how funny they think that is.

KCUnited · 05-23-2009, 03:11 PM

Buy a shit ton of beer and liquor. Get one of them really ****ed up to the point he passes out. Get you solid roommate to video tape. Grab a cold hotdog out of the fridge and while ol boy is passed out, unzip your draws, hold the hotdog like its you cock and and roll it around in ol boys mouth until he wakes up. Then act surprised, say 'Oh Shit', turn around real quick and zip up, making ol boy think he had you cock in his mouth. He can't live that down.

**ChiTown** · 05-23-2009, 03:13 PM

Take a sawed off shot gun, stick it in their mouth's, pull the trigger - Hilarity Ensues!!!!!!!!!

PastorMikH · 05-23-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

When on youtube there is an area below the poster's name that says "Embed" Right click on that and copy it. Then come here and paste it. Voila.

Uhm, yeah, tried that lots of times. Had numerous people here tell me that, tried again. Still can't get them to imbed. Thanks though.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-23-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Uhm, yeah, tried that lots of times. Had numerous people here tell me that, tried again. Still can't get them to imbed. Thanks though.

When you try and right click it, does it highlight the text? It should turn the box blue and then you click copy. I'm not trying to say you don't know what you're doing or anything, just checking. Something must be amiss.

PastorMikH · 05-23-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Plug the tailpipe is always hilarious...do it right and the car won't start.

Heh, I did it well enough to a manager's pontiac fierro at the Wendy's I worked at as a teenager that his car died on his way home, had to be towed to a shop and have a bunch of work done to get it going again. Cost him quite a bit of $$$. He never obtained proof that I did it, he was so disliked nobody wanted tell him who did it.

PastorMikH · 05-23-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

When you try and right click it, does it highlight the text? It should turn the box blue and then you click copy. I'm not trying to say you don't know what you're doing or anything, just checking. Something must be amiss.

Yeah, I highlight, copy, and paste here - this is what it looks like instead of the video when I'm done with my post...

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-23-2009, 03:18 PM

Here's my recepie for those sacks of shit:

Mix 1(one)part baseball bat with all parts of their personal property, stir like a mother****er, then marinate with cold beer in hand for a job well done.

Pants · 05-23-2009, 03:21 PM

a) Go all Dirty Work on them and buy some fishies from the local mart and put them in their air vents.

b) When you're over at their place, take a dump in their oven, close it up, turn it on to 400 degrees and walk out.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-23-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Yeah, I highlight, copy, and paste here - this is what it looks like instead of the video when I'm done with my post...

Hmm. You have four areas in your embedding that has [URL] marks in them. If you take them out and line it up, it'll work. I have no idea what causes that, and I'm not sure it's worth the effort to fix it everytime, but that's why it is happening.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-23-2009, 03:25 PM

Don't mind me Pastor, it is an advice thread after all.

JuicesFlowing · 05-23-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemon_Pie

I know that CP is usually great for advice…

I stopped reading after this. j/k

PastorMikH · 05-23-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Hmm. You have four areas in your embedding that has [url] marks in them. If you take them out and line it up, it'll work. I have no idea what causes that, and I'm not sure it's worth the effort to fix it everytime, but that's why it is happening.

hmmm....

http://www.youtube.com/v/kkjCfhMj3XQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">

05-23-2009, 02:19 PM
Rudy tossed tigger's salad Better than Nelson Join Date: Mar 2003 Casino cash: $10000400	Advice Thread I know that CP is usually great for advice…so for the first time here I am asking. My friends and I are usually good for a solid session of ripping on one another. It’s constant, really, but nobody takes it too personally and we all genuinely care for each other's company and well being. But friendly banter is where it should end, IMO. Well two of my best friends who come over to my apartment a lot think it’s funny to ** with me. Basically, they like getting a reaction out of me. Usually it’s something lame, but they still get under my skin because I hate pranks. I don’t do pranks and they really piss me off. I don’t like chairs pulled from underneath me and I don’t like my room to be ed with. Somehow my reaction to pranks must be really funny because they with my room a lot. From hiding my laptop to moving furniture they’ve usually managed to piss me off without really going over the line. I let them know that they are disrespecting me, but I usually just leave it alone and they certainly don’t take me seriously. I’ve never wanted to blow things out of proportion. However, now I think they’ve crossed the line. I got word from my roommate today that my room has been painted pink and that there are stickers of dolphins **ing placed all over my walls. I’ve been visiting my parents for the last week and I know that these two guys are involved and possibly one of my other roommates. It’s worthless to lock my room because a simple library card will get you in. These guys won’t buy beer unless it’s a 6-pack for themselves and consistently drink everyone else’s beer but they go out and buy paint to do this….it’s unreal to me. Really these are the cheapest bastards alive so I know they painted my room with the lowest quality available. If I’m going to have a pink room I’d at least like to enjoy a solid paint job. My first reaction was to get serious with them and let them know how pissed I am. I’m to the point where I would have no problems getting physical if they had a serious case of smart mouth. However, I think that may be an overreaction. I also don’t want to engage in a prank war because I will inevitably lose because I don’t exactly thrive on that type of shit. I was thinking maybe of going up early without them knowing and repainting the room on my own dollar and just ignoring them--- pretending it never happened. While Im sure this would infuriate them, Im not so sure they would stop pranking until I boiled over. Overall, how do I deal with this situation? I feel like I have been disrespected but maybe I’m just being an oversensitive, thin-skinned pussy. Is this a harmless joke that I should just roll with? I’m pretty positive that they will paint my room back without much trouble…but who knows. You can’t say get new friends because I’ve only got a handful of good ones and they also happen to be friends with my roommates.
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05-23-2009, 03:11 PM	#34
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $-1711756	Buy a shit ton of beer and liquor. Get one of them really ****ed up to the point he passes out. Get you solid roommate to video tape. Grab a cold hotdog out of the fridge and while ol boy is passed out, unzip your draws, hold the hotdog like its you cock and and roll it around in ol boys mouth until he wakes up. Then act surprised, say 'Oh Shit', turn around real quick and zip up, making ol boy think he had you cock in his mouth. He can't live that down.
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05-23-2009, 03:13 PM	#35
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $-621038	Take a sawed off shot gun, stick it in their mouth's, pull the trigger - Hilarity Ensues!!!!!!!!!
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05-23-2009, 03:18 PM	#40
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Here's my recepie for those sacks of shit: Mix 1(one)part baseball bat with all parts of their personal property, stir like a mother**er, then marinate with cold beer in hand for a job well done. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!** Last edited by Sweet Daddy Hate; 05-23-2009 at 07:23 PM..
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05-23-2009, 03:21 PM	#41
Pants Time Keeps On Slipping Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3489900	a) Go all Dirty Work on them and buy some fishies from the local mart and put them in their air vents. b) When you're over at their place, take a dump in their oven, close it up, turn it on to 400 degrees and walk out. __________________ "Turn the channel to 26!"
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