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**Rain Man** · 09-30-2010, 05:37 PM

...be the coach of the Cowboys. I guess he thinks that if they'll hire Wade, they'll hire anybody, and maybe he's right.

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/ar...uld-coach.html

Herm Edwards: If I could coach one team, it would be Cowboys

Former Kansas City Chiefs and New York Jets coach Herm Edwards discussed his coaching future on WEPN-AM in New York City.

On coaching again and what he misses: "You know what I miss: I miss the preparation during the course of the week between the players and coaches. I miss the camaraderie. I miss gameday. 30 years of it ... I had a lot of fun doing it. It's hard. It's draining. And when you're a good team and you get beat, you go, 'You gotta be kidding me.' It takes a whole week to recover. That's the hardest part."

Any of the 32 teams, which one would you want to take over? "You know what that one team that's kind of interesting right now, and I shouldn't be saying this because I am out of the NFC East and you learn to hate these guys, I shouldn't say hate, dislike them, are the Cowboys. They are very interesting to me because they're like the Ryder Cup team: They got all these gppd players right now, they can't figure out how to win together. They can't figure that out yet and I don't know why. I sit there and watch them and I go, 'This is amazing to me.'

"You got a good defense, got an active quarterback, some good receivers, you got three backs, not one but three of them, and you sit there and watch them play and you go, 'What are you guys doing?'

"Now they would kill me in Philly if I went to the Cowboys, obviously, right? We are hypothetical here, right?"

Edwards was fired from Kansas City after the 2008 season. He had a three-year regular-season record of 15-33 with the Chiefs. As head coach of the New York Jets in 2001-05, he had a regular-season mark of 39-41 and was 2-3 in the playoffs. He played cornerback for 10 seasons (1977-1986) with the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams and Atlanta Falcons.

Psyko Tek · 09-30-2010, 08:45 PM

very little in this world could make me happier

**luv** · 09-30-2010, 08:49 PM

I would love to see this happen for two reasons.

1. Hello? It's the Cowboys and Herm Edwards!

2. I have several friends/acquaintances here who are Cowboys fans that gave me a lot of shit when Herm was our coach. Paybacks would be a bitch.

BryanBusby · 09-30-2010, 10:19 PM

This needs to happen.

*Herm Edwards walks in after the Cowboys drop the 4th game in a row to go 0-4*
Romo: "So uh, what happens now Permasuck?"
*Herm slides on the coat, flips on the shades*
Herm: "Our playoff chances...........have.....just been......HERMINATED YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *shades gleam in the light as he does an air guitar act*

Zaiko · 09-30-2010, 10:24 PM

He sounds so sure of himself on ESPN though. He actually thinks he can be a HC.

09-30-2010, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bane

A black HC in Dallas?I've heard it all now.I for one think it's a brilliant idea.I'd absolutely love for Herm to coach the Cowpatties.

Seriously? What does that have to do with anything in 2010?

Thig Lyfe · 10-01-2010, 12:03 AM

The thread title doesn't build up correctly. A howl is considerably less restrained than a cackle. The two laugh-types should thus be switched to achieve proper order.

A rare miss, Rain Man.

Hootie · 10-01-2010, 12:07 AM

Herm...

you're going to have to work your way back up if you ever want another head coaching gig...

**Rain Man** · 10-01-2010, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

The thread title doesn't build up correctly. A howl is considerably less restrained than a cackle. The two laugh-types should thus be switched to achieve proper order.

A rare miss, Rain Man.

I pondered a chortle, but it seemed too low-key. A titter didn't seem appropriate, nor did a giggle. I admit that I wanted something with more oomph than cackle, but couldn't come up with it in my rush to report this breaking story.

Thig Lyfe · 10-01-2010, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I pondered a chortle, but it seemed too low-key. A titter didn't seem appropriate, nor did a giggle. I admit that I wanted something with more oomph than cackle, but couldn't come up with it in my rush to report this breaking story.

I beg to differ. I think a titter would have been perfect. I think titter-guffaw-howl would have been a wonderful progression.

BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

Red Dawg · 10-01-2010, 07:58 AM

Jerry Jones would be crazy and stupid hiring Herm.

FAX · 10-01-2010, 08:22 AM

There would be blood.

I can easily envision Herm and Jerry in a life or death struggle in the locker room after their 6th loss in a row. Jerry with the choke hold and Herm going for the nads.

If there is a Higher Power, please make this happen.

FAX

MMXcalibur · 10-01-2010, 08:27 AM

Usually, out-of-work coaches don't comment on coaching postions that are still occupied, despite the swirling rumors of dismissal. But not our consummate professional, Herman Q. Edwards III!

Not that I wouldn't LOVE to see the Cowpies take Herm. Oh sweet Jesus almighty, that would be comedy GOLD!

Radar Chief · 10-01-2010, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

If there is a Higher Power, please make this happen.

FAX

^This. Please.

09-30-2010, 05:37 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-652449 VARSITY	Herm (guffaw) is positioning (howl) himself (cackle) to ... ...be the coach of the Cowboys. I guess he thinks that if they'll hire Wade, they'll hire anybody, and maybe he's right. http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/ar...uld-coach.html Herm Edwards: If I could coach one team, it would be Cowboys Former Kansas City Chiefs and New York Jets coach Herm Edwards discussed his coaching future on WEPN-AM in New York City. On coaching again and what he misses: "You know what I miss: I miss the preparation during the course of the week between the players and coaches. I miss the camaraderie. I miss gameday. 30 years of it ... I had a lot of fun doing it. It's hard. It's draining. And when you're a good team and you get beat, you go, 'You gotta be kidding me.' It takes a whole week to recover. That's the hardest part." Any of the 32 teams, which one would you want to take over? "You know what that one team that's kind of interesting right now, and I shouldn't be saying this because I am out of the NFC East and you learn to hate these guys, I shouldn't say hate, dislike them, are the Cowboys. They are very interesting to me because they're like the Ryder Cup team: They got all these gppd players right now, they can't figure out how to win together. They can't figure that out yet and I don't know why. I sit there and watch them and I go, 'This is amazing to me.' "You got a good defense, got an active quarterback, some good receivers, you got three backs, not one but three of them, and you sit there and watch them play and you go, 'What are you guys doing?' "Now they would kill me in Philly if I went to the Cowboys, obviously, right? We are hypothetical here, right?" Edwards was fired from Kansas City after the 2008 season. He had a three-year regular-season record of 15-33 with the Chiefs. As head coach of the New York Jets in 2001-05, he had a regular-season mark of 39-41 and was 2-3 in the playoffs. He played cornerback for 10 seasons (1977-1986) with the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams and Atlanta Falcons.
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luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1240000	I would love to see this happen for two reasons. 1. Hello? It's the Cowboys and Herm Edwards! 2. I have several friends/acquaintances here who are Cowboys fans that gave me a lot of shit when Herm was our coach. Paybacks would be a bitch.
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BryanBusby In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $3169900 VARSITY	This needs to happen. Herm Edwards walks in after the Cowboys drop the 4th game in a row to go 0-4 Romo: "So uh, what happens now Permasuck?" Herm slides on the coat, flips on the shades Herm: "Our playoff chances...........have.....just been......HERMINATED YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" shades gleam in the light as he does an air guitar act
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Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	The thread title doesn't build up correctly. A howl is considerably less restrained than a cackle. The two laugh-types should thus be switched to achieve proper order. A rare miss, Rain Man.
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FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	There would be blood. I can easily envision Herm and Jerry in a life or death struggle in the locker room after their 6th loss in a row. Jerry with the choke hold and Herm going for the nads. If there is a Higher Power, please make this happen. FAX
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MMXcalibur Pessimistically optimistic. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver, CO Casino cash: $-144914	Usually, out-of-work coaches don't comment on coaching postions that are still occupied, despite the swirling rumors of dismissal. But not our consummate professional, Herman Q. Edwards III! Not that I wouldn't LOVE to see the Cowpies take Herm. Oh sweet Jesus almighty, that would be comedy GOLD!
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