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Old 01-12-2011, 11:19 PM  
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I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk.

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel?
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:28 PM   #31
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:37 PM   #32
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Roller derby.
http://www.omaharollergirls.org/


Yeah, I'm kind of thinking this would be more fun. Unfortunately tryouts aren't until this Fall.
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:38 PM   #33
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Yeah, I'm kind of thinking this would be more fun. Unfortunately tryouts aren't until this Fall.
Weird. I think the Springfield Roller Girls have done it nearly all year. And they hold tryouts every so often.
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:44 PM   #34
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:46 PM   #35
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Weird. I think the Springfield Roller Girls have done it nearly all year. And they hold tryouts every so often.
On their site, (which isn't current btw), they show the last orientation beginning in August. Who knows.
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