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Old 09-30-2015, 01:44 PM  
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Old 08-29-2017, 12:57 PM   #31
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Wait you guys shit in your shower?
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:02 PM   #32
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Wait you guys shit in your shower?
Only if it's post-hangover diarrhea.

Otherwise, it won't go down the drain.
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:03 PM   #33
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:13 PM   #34
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My best advice if you're in the shower: Wash your face BEFORE you wash your ass.

The other way around is not pleasant. At All.
I've got that soap filled poof that has an exfoliating side for your face, and a soft, smooth pillow for your undercarriage. It's great! Can't **** that up even if you wake up still drunk!

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Only if it's post-hangover diarrhea.

Otherwise, it won't go down the drain.
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:39 PM   #35
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Only if it's post-hangover diarrhea.

Otherwise, it won't go down the drain.
Use your foot to squish it through the holes in the drain...
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:42 PM   #36
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Use your foot to squish it through the holes in the drain...
I don't think they make a Drano strong enough to bust that clog.
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Old 08-29-2017, 02:08 PM   #37
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My best advice if you're in the shower: Wash your face BEFORE you wash your ass.

The other way around is not pleasant. At All.
My advice: Never shake hands with the plumber who clears your shower drain. **** never shake hands with a plumber, period
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Old 08-29-2017, 02:56 PM   #38
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:00 PM   #39
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Old 08-29-2017, 07:39 PM   #40
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Old 08-29-2017, 07:45 PM   #41
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A guy I work with leaves work if he has to go, and goes home to shit. From Gardner, to DeSoto.

So while he's shitting, I get bombarded with all the stuff that he should be doing.
At my place, the inmates run the asylum, so it's pretty much par for the course.

He also leaves work to get his hair cut. Gardner to college and Quivira. ...appointments at like 3pm..so he leaves at 215, after his hour or so lunch, the calls or texts after his haircut and says his appt ran long and he won't be back in that day. Oh, and a haircut every three weeks.

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Old 08-29-2017, 08:18 PM   #42
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My biggest gripe about dropping a deuce at work is the quality of the TP. At my current job you need to pull about six feet of TP and fold it over about eighteen times just to get 2 ply. Plus at times I think I could file a workman's comp claim after using it due to the poor quality and being rough as hell. But if ya gotta go, you gotta go.
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Old 08-29-2017, 08:25 PM   #43
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A guy I work with leaves work if he has to go, and goes home to shit. From Gardner, to DeSoto.

So while he's shitting, I get bombarded with all the stuff that he should be doing.
At my place, the inmates run the asylum, so it's pretty much par for the course.

He also leaves work to get his hair cut. Gardner to college and Quivira. ...appointments at like 3pm..so he leaves at 215, after his hour or so lunch, the calls or texts after his haircut and says his appt ran long and he won't be back in that day. Oh, and a haircut every three weeks.

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Old 08-29-2017, 08:27 PM   #44
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My biggest gripe about dropping a deuce at work is the quality of the TP. At my current job you need to pull about six feet of TP and fold it over about eighteen times just to get 2 ply. Plus at times I think I could file a workman's comp claim after using it due to the poor quality and being rough as hell. But if ya gotta go, you gotta go.
Just wait until they have budget cuts and your forced to use only four squares of tissue.
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Old 08-29-2017, 08:31 PM   #45
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I prefer to poop at home so I can shower afterwards, but one can't always be so lucky (particularly when one travels for work four days each week). The office I work in now has that corporate TP so thin and rough that it's as likely to break skin as it is to actually cleanse your butt.
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