Funny Stuff Dolphins’ Branden Albert Selling South Florida Home With Shoe Closet - Page 3

thabear04 · 03-28-2016, 10:48 AM

https://www.yahoo.com/homes/news/dol...130006885.html

Deep within Branden Albert’s Davie, FL, home is a gem of a room: a shoe closet with enough space for 250 pairs of high-priced kicks. Neatly arranged on custom wood shelving as well as on floating shelves flanking a mirror are high-top sneakers and other athletic shoes, a veritable shoe salon, belonging to the Miami Dolphins‘ offensive tackle.

(FYI: The framed jerseys on the wall and Albert’s shoes aren’t included in the sale. Keep dreaming.)

The Pro Bowler put the five-bedroom contemporary home—which measures 5,728 square feet—on the market for $1.95 million. Kimberly Knausz is the listing agent.

Newly renovated, the 10-year-old property is one of only three lakeview lots in this community about 30 minutes north of Miami.

The elegant living room features a finely detailed staircase. The master bathroom has a soaking tub and a chandelier. The chef’s kitchen has an open layout and features an island, custom cabinetry, and an oversize fridge.

A whopping $350,000 was spent jazzing up the backyard with a pool, Tiki hut, outdoor kitchen, lazy river, spa with jets (hot and cold), and a swim-up bar. Other top-of-the-line amenities that come with this manse that’s well-suited for a pro athlete are a retro-style barbershop (to keep your cut looking oh-so-fresh) and a home theater (cue Oscar party 2017!).

vailpass · 03-28-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mcaj22

Im wondering why he would sell it? to upgrade? downgrade? he clearly isnt leaving miami

Probably has a bunch of white people moving in to the neighborhood.

PunkinDrublic · 03-28-2016, 05:53 PM

Well **** me, I thought he lived in one of those tiny homes I saw on the tee vee.

**Rain Man** · 03-28-2016, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mcaj22

Im wondering why he would sell it? to upgrade? downgrade? he clearly isnt leaving miami

Maybe he's not really selling it. Maybe Eric Fisher is taking it from him.

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