Misc *****OFFICIAL Dumb Stuff I Argued with my Significant Other About Thread***** - Page 3

**Trivers** · 07-03-2018, 11:47 AM

After 12 years of marriage, I've learned that:

---As a man, that my sub-species genetically can't see a dirty or dusty house.

---That "honey dos" take immediate priority over anything I need or want to do.

---Any time her family wants to come over, they can; or if they are having an event, we must go.

Today, I got chewed on because I firmly told the lawn mowing crew they needed to mow ALL the lawn or that we would find someone else. (They don't want to get off their fancy zero turn mower and use a push mower to cut next to the water.) My wife likes the company and was angry that I told them that.

Arguing over a lawn mowing service. Dumb!

Several months ago, she got upset because I fed the horse its hay once a day instead of twice a day when she is traveling for work. I stupidly stated that horses existed for millions of years without being fed at two times and it would survive. She got angry.

Never become between a woman and her horse. Dumb.

So what dumb stuff have you argued about lately?

Dayze · 07-03-2018, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke

Shoes.

****ing Shoes.

How is it I have 3 pairs of Shoes, and every time I try to cross the floor I trip over ****ING SHOES!

Last night I lost my footing in the dark on these Lead filled Pumps. I tossed them across the room and she is like "What was that? You aren't throwing my Shoes are you?"

****

tooge · 07-03-2018, 02:06 PM

I just walk away. Usually to the garage or basement. My dog generally follows me. I look at my dog, who seems to know what is up, and I usually say something like "I know right?" as she looks at me with empathy. Then I go get a cold beer and putter around for about 15 minutes. By then, the wife realizes that what was going down was dumb also, and either appologizes or just plays it safe.

tooge · 07-03-2018, 02:11 PM

Mine leaves the kitchen cupboard doors open all the time after grabbing somthing out of them. I used to say something but it always pissed her off and let to a pet peave contest. Now I just ask if she needs anything else out of these and just shut them. Or I just shut them.

KCUnited · 07-03-2018, 02:16 PM

I've got no complaints but the only thing that really triggers me is her inability or refusal to screw a cap back on something or tighten a lid after using it. The **** kind of shit is that? Who puts the cap back on something and only gives it a 1/4 turn? I've pretty much conditioned myself to pick everything up from it's base after years of spilling shit all over from the cap not being on tight enough.

**notorious** · 07-03-2018, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Eureka

She’s a very good woman overall. Took me being single 6 years to find her after lots of dating. Her father is paying for the majority of the wedding and she is financially better off then me. She’s not a nag and I just am learning that it’s best to just be quite about certain subjects ie the wedding.

Seems some of you guys have women that are Jalapeño and some that are not. I never liked dating jalapeño women!

So.....you’re the nag.

**notorious** · 07-03-2018, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city

It's a wedding. Why the hell would you want any say anyway?

If I’m footing the bill you bet I’m going to have say. His fiancé and FIL are footing it so he should just thank his lucky stars and

.

KCUnited · 07-03-2018, 02:25 PM

**Fire Me Boy!** · 07-03-2018, 02:57 PM

My wife and I used to argue, and whatever it was eventually it would turn into her claiming I thought she was stupid. One time this started, I frustratedly said, “Oh! Are we gonna argue about THIS again? ‘Cause I’m gonna need a ****in’ chair.”

It did not go over well.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 07-03-2018, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR

There's gotta be a horse joke hidden somewhere in the subtext, but I'm just not seeing it. Can anybody help?

Neigh means neigh!

**Trivers** · 07-03-2018, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

My wife and I used to argue, and whatever it was eventually it would turn into her claiming I thought she was stupid. One time this started, I frustratedly said, “Oh! Are we gonna argue about THIS again? ‘Cause I’m gonna need a ****in’ chair.”

It did not go over well.

I've got a closet of those type of tee-shirts.

**SuperChief** · 07-03-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

Mine leaves the kitchen cupboard doors open all the time after grabbing somthing out of them. I used to say something but it always pissed her off and let to a pet peave contest. Now I just ask if she needs anything else out of these and just shut them. Or I just shut them.

This is my biggest thing at the moment. Small peanuts, I know - but something about it just screams "Hey, can you stop ****ing doing that please?"

I assume the right thing to do is just look away. Or shut it myself.

KCrockaholic · 07-03-2018, 04:47 PM

My wife has a habit of throwing thing away near or on the trash can/bag. But not IN the trash can/bag. Wtf. Reminds me of the screw on cap story above

Shoes · 07-03-2018, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke

Shoes.

****ing Shoes.

How is it I have 3 pairs of Shoes, and every time I try to cross the floor I trip over ****ING SHOES!

Last night I lost my footing in the dark on these Lead filled Pumps. I tossed them across the room and she is like "What was that? You aren't throwing my Shoes are you?"

****

Hey **** you too buddy- you better not have been throwing me around.

Coochie liquor · 07-03-2018, 04:58 PM

Deciding on where to eat. It drives me crazy, she can’t make up her mind and I hate driving around aimlessly for weeks!!

**Bearcat** · 07-03-2018, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

LOL marriage....

Dunning Kruger.

07-03-2018, 11:47 AM
Trivers Always ask 'Why?" Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Two Rivers, Wisconsin Casino cash: $-957600	***OFFICIAL Dumb Stuff I Argued with my Significant Other About Thread*** After 12 years of marriage, I've learned that: ---As a man, that my sub-species genetically can't see a dirty or dusty house. ---That "honey dos" take immediate priority over anything I need or want to do. ---Any time her family wants to come over, they can; or if they are having an event, we must go. Today, I got chewed on because I firmly told the lawn mowing crew they needed to mow ALL the lawn or that we would find someone else. (They don't want to get off their fancy zero turn mower and use a push mower to cut next to the water.) My wife likes the company and was angry that I told them that. Arguing over a lawn mowing service. Dumb! Several months ago, she got upset because I fed the horse its hay once a day instead of twice a day when she is traveling for work. I stupidly stated that horses existed for millions of years without being fed at two times and it would survive. She got angry. Never become between a woman and her horse. Dumb. So what dumb stuff have you argued about lately?
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07-03-2018, 02:06 PM	#32
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $614112	I just walk away. Usually to the garage or basement. My dog generally follows me. I look at my dog, who seems to know what is up, and I usually say something like "I know right?" as she looks at me with empathy. Then I go get a cold beer and putter around for about 15 minutes. By then, the wife realizes that what was going down was dumb also, and either appologizes or just plays it safe.
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07-03-2018, 02:11 PM	#33
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $614112	Mine leaves the kitchen cupboard doors open all the time after grabbing somthing out of them. I used to say something but it always pissed her off and let to a pet peave contest. Now I just ask if she needs anything else out of these and just shut them. Or I just shut them.
Posts: 17,204

07-03-2018, 02:16 PM	#34
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $-1631756	I've got no complaints but the only thing that really triggers me is her inability or refusal to screw a cap back on something or tighten a lid after using it. The **** kind of shit is that? Who puts the cap back on something and only gives it a 1/4 turn? I've pretty much conditioned myself to pick everything up from it's base after years of spilling shit all over from the cap not being on tight enough.
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07-03-2018, 02:25 PM	#37
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $-1631756
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07-03-2018, 02:57 PM	#38
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	My wife and I used to argue, and whatever it was eventually it would turn into her claiming I thought she was stupid. One time this started, I frustratedly said, “Oh! Are we gonna argue about THIS again? ‘Cause I’m gonna need a ****in’ chair.” It did not go over well.
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07-03-2018, 04:47 PM	#42
KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $3312900	My wife has a habit of throwing thing away near or on the trash can/bag. But not IN the trash can/bag. Wtf. Reminds me of the screw on cap story above
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07-03-2018, 04:58 PM	#44
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: They Freed Kartel!! Casino cash: $-1007606	Deciding on where to eat. It drives me crazy, she can’t make up her mind and I hate driving around aimlessly for weeks!! __________________ 2025 Adopt a Chief - Travis “Swifty Slayer” Kelce The Travis Kelce farewell tour SB MVP incoming!
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