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Old 12-18-2019, 11:24 AM  
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Apologize if a Q. Some of my neighbors had stuff stolen off their porch in the past week. This guy is a former NASA scientist who is a true "mad scientist" with a brilliant way to punish porch pirates and reward people who do the right thing. 18 minutes, but very entertaining. Careful, some language...
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Old 12-18-2019, 04:05 PM   #31
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We have had a few in our neighborhood. Caught both of them. Yes....caught.

We have a development facebook page (started by me) that warns people if something is going on. The fact that there are cameras everywhere helps. One guy got a face, and a car, and a partial plate. Boom. done.

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/...d/89-553147789
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Old 12-18-2019, 04:13 PM   #32
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I feel like Amazon/Fed Ex/USPS just leave shit at my door expecting me to deliver it to the right address.

Too many times i get packages arriving that are for my neighbors on the Cul De Sac. It's like they pull up, look around and go, "Eh **** it, we'll through it in this guy's yard and they'll figure it out".
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Old 12-18-2019, 06:45 PM   #33
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In a lot of places, cops won't do shit about it so it's pretty much risk-free.
I live in one of those places. The police force here exists only to generate revenue for the city.
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Old 12-18-2019, 07:07 PM   #34
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Tell that to the guy who is sitting on my toilet seat right now.

Seriously, my wife ordered a new seat for our toilet a couple of weeks ago, and apparently someone stole the package. It's listed as being delivered, but we never got it and my wife is having to do a stolen package claim of some sort.
No doubt one of those high-end computerized Japanese bidet toilet seats.
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Old 12-18-2019, 08:16 PM   #35
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I have a different plan.


I want to put a midget wearing a leprechaun outfit into a box with a sack of pb&j, some juice boxes and when the thief opens the box I want him to leap out and beat them to death with a claw hammer while yammering about stolen lucky charms.
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Old 12-18-2019, 08:55 PM   #36
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No doubt one of those high-end computerized Japanese bidet toilet seats.
I wish.

I was in Japan last year, and I must say, those things are far more pleasant than I would've ever thought.
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Old 12-18-2019, 09:59 PM   #37
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We have had a few in our neighborhood. Caught both of them. Yes....caught.

We have a development facebook page (started by me) that warns people if something is going on. The fact that there are cameras everywhere helps. One guy got a face, and a car, and a partial plate. Boom. done.

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/...d/89-553147789
Dude runs like he's got a load in his pants. Guessing he needs those diapers more than you do!
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Old 12-18-2019, 10:31 PM   #38
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Just set the fence to open when the box on the porch, leaves the porch.

Just think of bragging as you show pictures of the dogs licking their chops as the thief is stuck sitting on the porch until you get home
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Old 12-19-2019, 09:40 AM   #39
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That dude that was telling someone that he bought them some really nice headphones - "They're BOSE!" - right before opening the package is going to have some explaining to do.
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Old 12-19-2019, 09:49 AM   #40
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Last weekend, after looking at the NextDoor.com site for my sleepy and safe suburban neighborhood, I started thinking porch pirates were eyeing every other delivery, based on the scare posts from edgy neighbors, so i finally got around to setting up the garage-door opener we had installed this summer so that it can be opened and closed remotely by my smartphone and by Amazon delivery drivers in cases when I request In-Garage delivery. Turned out to be very easy to set up, using Wi-Fi.
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Old 12-19-2019, 10:05 AM   #41
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With the cheapness of cameras-I don't know why more people DON'T have them.

I have 4. Not because I am paranoid-just because they are available.
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Old 12-19-2019, 10:24 AM   #42
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The whole thought process of going up on someones porch & and stealing is so alien to me.

Then again, I grew up when most people's front doors were open during the day..
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