Missouri Wal Mart Deodorant Licker Apprehended!

[frozenchief]

Originally Posted by Frazod

We really need to bring back public flogging and the stock.

This is a serious question, maybe the subject of a poll for someone who could figure out how to post one.

Assume you are convicted of a crime that requires some jail time: theft of a certain value; DUI; low-level assault, whatever. Which would you rather have:

30 days in jail, or

5 lashes with a cane like they do in Singapore?

I think I might do the lashes and just get it done with. Jails are pretty awful places and they are mind-numbingly boring.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by frozenchief

This is a serious question, maybe the subject of a poll for someone who could figure out how to post one.

Assume you are convicted of a crime that requires some jail time: theft of a certain value; DUI; low-level assault, whatever. Which would you rather have:

30 days in jail, or

5 lashes with a cane like they do in Singapore?

I think I might do the lashes and just get it done with. Jails are pretty awful places and they are mind-numbingly boring.

I'd take the lashes. **** jail.

[Iowanian]

On the bright side, when he gets to jail and people in the yard say "hey bud, what are you in for" and he says "I licked some stuff".

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and then the sisters hear and they are all

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and then the one guy that EVERYONE gives their extra smokes to

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