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Old 11-13-2007, 08:49 PM  
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I've got some news!!!
Just found out that Mrs. Gonzo has a bun in the oven.
It will be our first. We have been together for almost 14 years and we just started trying about 2 months ago.
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:24 PM   #46
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This thread could be related to this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=174495

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Old 11-14-2007, 01:35 PM   #47
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Just found out that Mrs. Gonzo has a bun in the oven.
It will be our first. We have been together for almost 14 years and we just started trying about 2 months ago.
You're welcome.
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:12 PM   #48
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Gonzo Jr. is on the way. Congrats and good luck.
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:29 PM   #49
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:05 PM   #50
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congrats!

14 years? Hell I gave my son-in law 2 1/2 years befoer I threatened to put an add in the paper to put more men on the job.

Also: look out for the schwann's guy that SOB is everywhere
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:36 PM   #51
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:42 PM   #52
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:50 PM   #53
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:32 AM   #54
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Well,
I've decided to keep you all aprised of the whole pregnancy situation.

Figured I'd do a bit of an online journal and share my "expieriences" with you all.

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11/23/07

It's official, went to the Doc, Mrs. Gonzo is 6 weeks along. She's already starting to show a bit and her rack is killing her. She's a bit moody, especially since she quit smoking, (2 packs a day).

I try to support her and be there when she has her "moments" but my sub-par attempts at cosolation seem to fall upon deaf ears, Mrs. Gonzo has some guns on her from football and she used to kick box....I'm watching my ass.


11/27/07

She's either twitchy or horny, that's cool and all but I'm tired, I can't help but take on some of her duties around the house like laundry and dishes. I've always been the cook, Mrs. Gonzo can't cook all that well and she's eating like a horse already. I figured this wouldn't start for another month or two but apparently not. She's up to 120 lbs. now, gained 4 already, I think most of which is in her boobs. That kicks ass.

11/28/07
Hormones, man what a pain in the ass. One minute everything is all good, the next minute I have a table knife to my throat. Now I know what Bill Lundberg was talking about in this thread. Dark days ahead captain!!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:36 AM   #55
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:27 PM   #56
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Just have as much sex as possible before that femsphincter is destroyed.
This might be the best advice GOTATSE has ever given.

Trust me, he's not kidding.

On the bright side, once they get to about 3 years old they are a blast.

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Old 11-29-2007, 12:41 PM   #57
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congratulations.

You don't know true love, until you're changing the diaper of a newborn and realize you've stuck your hand under an oatmeal crapping arse to catch it to keep it off the blanket....and don't care.

just wait for the hormone fun the 2 months AFTER the birth, when she's up every 3 hours, afraid she doesn't know what to do....good times await my friends.

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Old 11-29-2007, 12:43 PM   #58
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Over the last couple years I've learned a few things...

1. Don't piss against the wind.

2. Don't try to shove anything up a Panther's ass.

3. GOATSE is a good guy but don't take any advice from him concerning pie, (unless it's blueberry).
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:47 PM   #59
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:54 PM   #60
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I couldn't agree with Mr. Lundberg more. After 4 children, my advice is:

Early pregnancy (months 1-3)
1. Compliment her appearance - cloths, looks, hair, etc.
2. Tell her how excited you are that she is pregnant with your child.
3. Talk to her about all the fun things you are looking forward to with said child.
4. Take a few things off her plate - errands, cooking, etc.

Mid Pregnancy (months 4-6)
1. Enjoy the horny express.
2. Compliment her ever changing body.
3. Stay out of the way.

Late pregnancy (months 7-9)
1. Do not make eye contact.
2. Do not speak to her unless spoken to first.
3. Do not - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE - roll her on to her back and watch her try to get up.....all the while laughing at her and saying she looks like a turtle. Bad things happen.
4. Do not dangle food in front of her and then run away. If she can catch you, you are liable to lose an arm.
5. Do not make references to the Marshmallow Man.

The best option for you is to simply avoid her at all costs during the last 3 months.
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