Life You ever get smitten and have to put on the brakes? - Page 4

tooge · 03-01-2010, 11:59 AM

So I'm out of town this past weekend. I end up at a sports type restaurant/bar with a couple of buddies I went with. We are there watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, and in that time this gorgeous brunette sitting right behind me starts smiling when I walk by and in general, taking an interest in me. I'm married with kids. Happily. Dont wander on the wife and dont think I ever could. BUT, this gal had me mezmerized. Something about her, cant really explain it. She smelled great and had a beautiful smile, hair, and veluptuous (not at all "fat") body. I realized I was getting pretty damned attracted to her and decided I had to put the brakes on. I told my buddies we should go check out another bar or two. We left, that is all. How can you barely know someone and then have a hard time stopping thinking about her? Wierd stuff. Had to share.

Katipan · 03-01-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I was smitten by Katipan, but in order to act on it I would have had to bury my wife and ENDelt out in the desert, and I didn't have a shovel.

We're probably safer that way. I did go through that stretch of Chiefs fans.
The underdog always gets my heart. And I wouldn't want you to quit the Internet. :P

Frazod · 03-01-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

We're probably safer that way. I did go through that stretch of Chiefs fans.
The underdog always gets my heart. And I wouldn't want you to quit the Internet. :P

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-01-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't think I've ever been smitten and not pursued or allowed the pursuit.

Always figured if I'm that drawn to the person theres gotta be a reason. And I'm not riding this rollercoaster just to get off that easily. Wait... What?

Which is not to imply that I get smitten very easily.
But the tingly electric kinetic crap? Fun stuff. Ride it out. Figuring out why someone is setting alarms off in your brain is the fun part.

Not like it all has to go hand in hand with intercourse.

Of course it does. How else will you know if it's real?

Fritz88 · 03-01-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Not like it all has to go hand in hand with intercourse.

We men think like this

She smiles = Sex comes to mind

Katipan · 03-01-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Of course it does. How else will you know if it's real?

Irrelevant. I'm good enough for both of us, the guy can suck at it.

03-01-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't think I've ever been smitten and not pursued or allowed the pursuit.

Always figured if I'm that drawn to the person theres gotta be a reason. And I'm not riding this rollercoaster just to get off that easily. Wait... What?

Which is not to imply that I get smitten very easily.
But the tingly electric kinetic crap? Fun stuff. Ride it out. Figuring out why someone is setting alarms off in your brain is the fun part.

Not like it all has to go hand in hand with intercourse.

This is all nice and everything but you got smitten with Brian. You're disqualified.

Katipan · 03-01-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

This is all nice and everything but you got smitten with Brian. You're disqualified.

HA. That man treated me like gold. Well... Like gold plating.

Consistent1 · 03-01-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88

We men think like this

She smiles = Sex comes to mind

And the truth is that women do get themselves in strange situations by being that way. Some women will never truly catch on to the fact that guys DO NOT want to hang out as friends with women. "She's flirting with me? She isn't all that attractive....oh, hell...I'll **** her".

Katipan · 03-01-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

And the truth is that women do get themselves in strange situations by being that way. Some women will never truly catch on to the fact that guys DO NOT want to hang out as friends with women. "She's flirting with me? She isn't all that attractive....oh, hell...I'll **** her".

And there isn't a woman out there that doesn't want a guy friend that is hot as hell, gay and doesn't act effeminate.

Fritz88 · 03-01-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

And the truth is that women do get themselves in strange situations by being that way. Some women will never truly catch on to the fact that guys DO NOT want to hang out as friends with women. "She's flirting with me? She isn't all that attractive....oh, hell...I'll **** her".

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-01-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Irrelevant. I'm good enough for both of us, the guy can suck at it.

Oh my!

Consistent1 · 03-01-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

And there isn't a woman out there that doesn't want a guy friend that is hot as hell, gay and doesn't act effeminate.

I was going to say that if you take 100 guys who will sit for an hour and listen to a woman's problems with life and relationships, they will break down statistically like this:

99 who want to put it in her butt.
1 who wants it in his.

JD10367 · 03-01-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Oh my!

"Too much teeth, dude.... Stop slobbering all over it... No, up higher... Oh, screw it, just shove your wanger in and I'll say hi to the little man myself."

sedated · 03-01-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

And the truth is that women do get themselves in strange situations by being that way. Some women will never truly catch on to the fact that guys DO NOT want to hang out as friends with women. "She's flirting with me? She isn't all that attractive....oh, hell...I'll **** her".

most women have no idea how much less interesting they would be to men without tits and a vagina.

**Rain Man** · 03-01-2010, 03:37 PM

If a woman gives me a second look, I typically assume that I have a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth.

03-01-2010, 11:59 AM
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